1. Change your nick by typing in "/nick [whatever]" without the quotes.

2. No one wants to have sex with you here, sir.

3. An introductory "What's the rumpus?" goes far towards ingratiating yourself into Eliza and Brownlee's affections.

4. Cram the "a/s/l." Hard.

5. We do want to talk to you, but just because there's 20 people in the room doesn't mean they're all awake or paying attention. Be patient!