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13 Have Spoken

Aging In Double Time

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Stress can take it’s toll on you, although granted, it varies from person to person. Take this gentleman for instance who went from happy and fresh-faced to weary and wizened in a span of in three years, if these photos are to be believed. The price paid for the life of a news anchor is, it seems, high indeed.

Don’t Get Stressed Or You’ll End Up Like This Guy [ALBOTOS]


Categories: Skepticism, Stress, Aging, WTF
Posted at 3:16 pm on May 15, 2008
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9 Have Spoken

Your Daily WTF: DuckTales Revisited

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

Before the epic meme of doing crazed things with Garfield strips put Fatal Farm in the upper echelons of internet stardom they had previously worked on a number of reworkings of classic televison intros; none of which were nearly as disturbing as their reworking of DuckTales in which Webbigail “Webby” Vanderquack meets a hottie on myspace. Unfortunately said hottie is, in reality, a Beagle Boy cruising for underage ducks to exploit for child pornography. A harrowing tale with a twist that will stay with you long after the clip has ended; most likely a queasy, empty feeling from having watched your beautiful childhood memories perverted and degraded. On a web-cam. In a basement dungeon.

May be NSFW.


(Alternate) DuckTales TV Intro
[YouTube] : Fatal Farm


Categories: Cartoons, Rape, 90s, Your Daily WTF, WTF, Memes, Crime, NSFW, Porn
Posted at 9:52 am on May 14, 2008
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4 Have Spoken

Surf Nazis Must Die

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

“She’s tough. She’s dangerous. She’s all woman. She’s Leroy’s mama; and as long as she’s alive the Surf Nazis Must Die!”

The trailer for this 80s-era Troma production doesn’t really explain who Leroy is but his mama is on a mission; a mission to take down members of the Surf Nazis whose leaders have historical, Nazi names like Adolf, Mengele, and Hook. I would be lying if I said that the most realistic post-apocalyptic scenario was one in which Nazis took over California’s beaches and waged war on gangs of Asian stereotypes and blond-haired preppies in DayGlo Jams, however, this trailer seems to paint a fairly believable picture of just such a future. I can’t help but feel that I should prepare in some way, perhaps by attaching blades to the edges of my long-board.

Surf Nazis Must Die - Trailer [YouTube]


Categories: 80s, WTF, Movies, Nazis
Posted at 10:53 am on May 13, 2008
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5 Have Spoken

The Midnight LOL Society: That Boy Ain’t Right

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Categories: The Midnight LOL Society, WTF, Boys Boys Boys, Psychos
Posted at 12:00 am on May 10, 2008
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4 Have Spoken

Queenie’s In Danger!

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

A clip from the 1930 film The Dogway Melody which was a twenty minute spoof of The Broadway Melody in which all the parts were played by dogs. In this scene an ebony, four-legged gentleman bestows a few glittering rocks on young Queenie. However, when she refuses to put out he’s left with only one choice: groping of the non-consensual variety. Lucky for Queenie though, there is a telepathic drunk in the next room ready to dash to her rescue.

Queenie in trouble [YouTube] : Thanks, kid icarus!


Categories: Alcohol, Dogs, Rape, WTF, Movies, Clips
Posted at 1:57 pm on May 9, 2008
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12 Have Spoken

Corinthian In Motion

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

A nightmare-inducing video piece by Antonin De Bemels, set to Michael Fakesch’s “On The Floor”.

Update: For those who are having problems viewing the video, you can try this link.

Mouthface [Dailymotion] : growabrain


Categories: WTF, Mouths, Artists, Clips, Art, Music
Posted at 11:27 am on May 2, 2008
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12 Have Spoken

Of Emotional Yams And Other Mystifying Imagery

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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I admit to being properly confused by this image for Don’t Cry Brand sweet potatoes. What is going on here? Is it the story of one man losing a game of dice to a sugary tuber, or maybe the other way around? Is the gentleman rolling dice in order to procure said tuber? Are they comparing the consumption of sweet potatoes to illicit gambling? If anyone can definitively explain the imagery here please, leave a comment. Any illumination would be most appreciated.

Don’t Cry sweet potatoes [Vintage Ads]


Categories: Illustration, Vintage, WTF, Ads, Food, Racism, Games
Posted at 9:23 am on May 1, 2008
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10 Have Spoken

Your Erratic WTF: Furry McNinja

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

This clip has all the trademarks of a sequence that, even if it were to be viewed in its proper context, would still make absolutely no sense. Inexplicable bikini-clad girl dancing by the side of the road? Check. Ninja, complete with katana and badly animated leaping effects? Check. Person in a bear suit with a shotgun? Check.

Seriously, what just happened?

unmask 21 [YouTube] : poeTV


Categories: Ninjas, Your Daily WTF, WTF, Furries
Posted at 2:33 pm on April 21, 2008
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6 Have Spoken

ectocache for 04.08.2008: Octopus Girl Edition

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

octogirl.JPGSteve points out that horrible, horrible things take place backstage at Nine Inch Nails concerts.

Phraust sends us cephalopod daisy chain art.

When life throws you a terrible curse in which you vomit squid, make calamari. Thanks, Michael!

Yeesh, lady, don’t play with your food. Set is NSFW. Thanks, Karenw!

The beautiful Anna Lucylle sent us a photo of her fantastic, Lovecraftian tattoo; as well as photos of it in its various stages. The ModBlog post contains a wonderfully heated, pedantic discussion on the correct pluralization of “octopus” as well.

Image by Paul Robertson, creator of the extraordinary Kings of Power 4 Billion %. Full image is NSFW. Sent in by Niero, mechanized pimp; prince among robots.


Categories: Cephalopods, WTF, NSFW, Cartoons, ectocache, Octopus, Tattoo, Artists, Food, Flickr, Art, Horror, Lovecraft, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Tentacles, Music
Posted at 12:16 pm on April 18, 2008
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8 Have Spoken

The Midnight LOL Society: Ready For Takeoff

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Categories: The Midnight LOL Society, WTF
Posted at 12:00 am on April 18, 2008
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28 Have Spoken

The Midnight LOL Society: Have No Fear, I’m From The Internets

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Categories: The Midnight LOL Society, Something Awful, Vigilantism, WTF, Photograph
Posted at 12:00 am on April 1, 2008
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19 Have Spoken

You May Now Approach The Throne

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Cue ominous music.

The Throne Of The Pope [My Confined Space]


Categories: Soul-Sucking Dread, The Pope, Design, WTF, Sculpture, Religion
Posted at 9:19 pm on March 24, 2008
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None Speak

Rehab

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

The hits just keep on comin’ folks. This time our diminutive dancer has some real star power behind her, bumping and grinding along to the Amy Winehouse hit, Rehab and her friend in the mask has an expanded speaking groaning role.

Winehouse [YouTube]


Categories: WTF, Lilliputians, Boys Boys Boys, Transvestites, Dance, Music
Posted at 1:21 pm on March 10, 2008
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6 Have Spoken

Your Daily WTF: Clown Urinal

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

If you suffer from paruresis or coulrophobia this clip may be your worst nightmare. Nothing is more likely to paralyze one’s bladder than the leering, demonic, clown visage shown here except for, perhaps, being filmed while trying to urinate on what is essentially a kiddie ride.

Peeing in clown’s mouth urinal in Japan [Liveleak] : Gizmodo


Categories: Clowns, Your Daily WTF, WTF, Small Children
Posted at 11:25 am on March 6, 2008
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7 Have Spoken

Your Daily WTF: Mr. Cream of Wheat

Posted by John Brownlee

I still remember coming downstairs for school in the morning as a boy, hungry for Apple Jacks, and to discover that my parents had slopped a ladleful of Cream of Wheat into my breakfast bowl instead. “Great,” I’d say, choking back my prolapsing gastric tract and fixing my parents with a hateful glare. “Semen.” And that’s when the beatings would start.

Apparently, I’m not the only person who has equated the texture of Cream of Wheat with lumpy, grainy ejaculate over the years. In fact, apparently, there was a fetish for Cream of Wheat going as far back as the early 80’s, as used-up, bouffant-ed porn stars eagerly fellated prancing coke heads dressed in cardboard Cream of Wheat boxes.

This is work safe: it was also my worst nightmare when I was ten. Stay until the end, for the violent jactitations of a man dressed only in a pair of sunglasses and a foam-rubber costume resembling a piece of toast. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Mr. Cream of Wheat [YouTube] : POETV


Categories: Your Daily WTF, WTF, Fetishes, Clips, Porn
Posted at 8:09 am on March 3, 2008
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