Keeping with the fine Japanese, cinematic tradition of unconstrained insanity and over-the-top violence, comes Tokyo Gore Police by the same people who brought the world Machine Girl. The “plot” of Tokyo Gore Police is as follows: in the future, Tokyo is in the grip of a plague which allows infected individuals to turn their wounds into weapons. These individuals are called Engineers and in order to keep them under control a private, heavily armed police force — whose members are imaginatively named “Engineer Hunters” — is created.

All of this takes place in a world where the denizens of Tokyo are so tumid with fluids that one would expect to hear it sloshing in their bulbous, distended limbs as they waddled about. The aforementioned ability to use one’s wounds as weapons also leads to some inventive situations, such as a gentleman using his severed penis as a cannon, a woman who sprays acid from her chest after being separated from her breasts, and a woman whose torso terminates in a toothsome toothy, alligator vulva. The level of gore in this trailer reaches such a hysterical pitch that at times it appears that the filmmakers have stooped to just throwing rubber organs in the air and spraying fake blood on the camera lens. In one scene I cannot even be sure if what is being depicted is a truck driving through a pile of mannequin parts or if said parts are supposed to be human bodies.

Needless to say this clip is NSFW and brilliant in a way only something so completely ridiculous can be.

Tokyo Gore Police trailer [YouTube] : The Reverse Cowgirl

Teeth is being released in the UK on June 20th and in preparation it is being advertised with the use of, among other things, a website explaining the condition known as vagina dentata, complete with a short educational film about the malady that affects one in twelve million women worldwide.

Understanding…Vagina Dentata [YouTube] : poeTV

Teeth, a film realization of the mythic vagina dentata, features Dawn, a teenager who discovers her unusual biology during a violent attack, arguably the best way to discover your genitals are in fact an insatiable gnashing maw. Now, while keen on horror films, the trailer for Teeth, even with it’s horrifying, Ectomo approved subject matter, doesn’t look like the horror sleeper hit I’ve always dreamt of. However, my love of toothy gashes, horror films, and superhero coming-of-age tales will surely lead to at least one viewing. Hit the jump to view the trailer for Teeth.
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A rather frightening inflatable vagina, made for theater production, the monster was blown up on the stage and burst out of a cupboard, to devour the main character.

It seems remarkable that, in this day and age, an email with the subject line “Hey Brownlee! Check out my giant pink pussy!” can pay off so admirably. Thanks, Melissa!

Giant Inflatable Vagina [Airworks Inflatables]