Warhammer Goes Like This

I used to play Warhammer years ago as a small awkward boy in the back my friend’s father’s toy store. Every week the store would close early and my friends and I would wage epic war on a massive table covered in detailed landscape we had all put hours of work into. We knew with a grim certainty that this was as cool as we were ever going to get.

Years later I have abandoned that past time in favor of pursuits more closely related to poking unnecessary holes in my face and perfectly replicating the coiffure of a teal cockatoo. However, it may be time to dust off those miniatures once more.

What? You thought I got rid of them?

Apparently Ectomo is a playable type in the Warhammer Universe! Oh sure, they call them “Amber Wizards” but doesn’t that gesture look a bit too familiar? And I’m fairly certain those are the exact dimensions of Eliza’s horribly deformed equine skull resting atop that pike. Further evidence is in the very description of the class:

Their magic is merciless and inhuman, caring little for the ways of Mankind and recognizing the savage heart that lies under the veneer of civilization that adorns every Human soul.

Now c’mon, who does that sound like to you?

Amber Wizard [Thanks, Wolven!]