Ross: I’m not sure if you saw this, but I figured I would share

Ross: because it is terrifying.

John: Oh, right, this guy! Saw him on poeTV.

John: I love him.

Ross: Part of me wants to do a Your Daily WTF on him,

Ross: but he makes my soul hurt.

John: I agree, Kelly Bundy IS a big time slut.

Ross: Well, yeah

Ross: but his profile page is like
staring into hell!

Has an elderly member of your family recently gone from berating kids for standing on their lawn to berating unicorns instead? When you visit do they brandish their cane and swear to defend their special, magic combs to the death? If so, remember:

“For prompt control of the agitated, belligerent senile…THORAZINE”

Thorazine for senility [Bonkers Institute] : Of Two Minds