Listen child and heed my words: beware the Devil Pencil. Ignore its inviting rictal grin and resist the temptation to wrap its phallic body in your sweet, innocent embrace; for while the pleasures to be had are many, the price to be paid is high. The Devil Pencil loves you not. No! No, the Devil Pencil sees you as nothing more than delectable pabulum. Leering, its eyes glide over you, salivating at the thought of your delicious soul, its gaze leaving a glistening trail upon your lily-white, alabaster skin.

So flee, flee my darling from its perfidious promises, ignore its deceitful chicanery — for that is what it is, sorcery of the most vile sort; a false Elysium of cake and kites. Run fast and run far. Run until you can no longer see the Devil Pencil. Run until you forget.

Update: as jont vociferously points out in the comments a high quality version can be viewed here at the Savannah College of Art and Design’s website. Thanks!

the creepy pencil [Live Leak]

An army of stingrays bears down upon the Florida Keys during their annual migration.

“Sting Ray Migration -Key West Florida” [Pixdaus] : Deep Sea News

Cue ominous music.

The Throne Of The Pope [My Confined Space]

A man made out of penumbra sucking a Coney Island trollop into his inilluminate blackness. The photographer tries to hold on to the slim fingers twined between his, but it’s too late: she’s already vomiting out her soul into the slurping mouth of her nightmare beau as his hand gently kneads it from her throat.

What’s the story? [Vintage Photo]