Professor NifNak “has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world’s first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio!” These moustaches are made from 100% Merino Wool, and fasten to the wearer’s nasal septum with magnetic clips. They come in an array of styles from that old mainstay, “The Handlebar”, to the impressively pendulous “Zeppelin” which almost requires a top hat.

Professor NifNaks Patented Moustachios [NifNaks] : Thanks, Aaron!

Falling Apart [Street Anatomy : FFFFound!]