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The Searing Madness of Sobriety

Posted by Qais Fulton

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After a dozen years of tyrannical Prohibition, the people of our once proud and great nation had finally cracked. I know it sounds far fetched but bear with me, the mental decimation of North America at the hands of 12 years of sobriety at gunpoint and poisonous, bathtub concocted tonics explains everything.

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Categories: Booze, Fascism, Tongue-in-cheek, prohibition, Alcohol, Puppets, Addiction, Insanity, Science, America
Posted at 9:13 pm on February 18, 2008
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