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Your Daily WTF: Zune Paint

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

Admittedly, I’ve come across many things on this vast internet — either on my own or through our tip line — since I started writing for Ectomo, but few things have presented any sort of internal conflict on whether or not to post. No, the line is usually clear as to whether something belongs on the front page and, in the rare instances that I have been unsure, my esteemed editors have been swift and most often times brutal in their duty, striking down the most heinous of content while simultaneously letting me know just how disgusting they find whatever piece of my buried subconscious I had decided to expose to the open air.

This particular video did, indeed, give me pause. Should this go up? I didn’t know. By its creators own admission it is nothing official; it does not represent some newly discovered mise en scène employed by Microsoft to market their Zune device, and yet there is effort here. It is not merely a collection of images with no inherent meaning, but instead spotlights one of the Zune’s social features that is, the ability to share or “squirt” music between Zunes. In that regard, this faux ad succeeds brilliantly, deftly highlighting that very ability with a splattering of colors. On the other hand, it does this with a rotund, hirsute gentleman who also happens to be nude. I will leave it to you to find out for yourself how the whole visual metaphor works out.

And with that I hit “Publish”. Believe me when I say that I am so, so sorry to have done this to you but, as we all know, misery loves company.

Also, NSFW.

Zune Paint by Sibling Rivalry [Vimeo] : Blame Frank!


Categories: Obesity, Painting, Hair, Your Daily WTF, WTF, NSFW, Ads, Advertising
Posted at 10:13 am on November 19, 2008
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One Speaks

Octapodal Bodypainting

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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A young lady models the work of one of the sixty artists who attended the fifth International Bodypainting Festival in Mainz, Germany. I really like how they have the extra arms connected with wires so that she can make them move. The effect in motion must have been surreal.

The 5th International Bodypainting Festival [Spiegel] : Telegraph : jwz


Categories: Painting, Octopus, Cephalopods, Artists, Germany, Art
Posted at 2:07 pm on August 25, 2008
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4 Have Spoken

Finally

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Sometimes it takes longer than you expect for your flying, fairy god-octopus to show herself.

Finally, oil on birch by Chris Roth [Juxtapoz]


Categories: Octopus, Painting, Artists, Art
Posted at 12:56 pm on August 25, 2008
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Twilight in the Roachfields (What I Did on My Summer Vacation)

Posted by Eliza Gauger

Picking up pets offworld was generally frowned upon by the Company, as there were no quarantine facilities beyond the Oort.

Foreign mammalia carried strange strains of crippling flu, shed itchy fibers on cockpit upholstery, and left crumbly little fewmets in secret places, fewmets that became apparent, and airborne, as soon as a ship hit ohgee.

Loneliness was somewhat alleviated, yes, but at the cost of vacation time squandered on bad worlds, stocking up on exotic feed.

Twilight in the Roachfields (What I Did on My Summer Vacation)
[Etsy]


Categories: Eliza's Muffed Sense of Equilibrium, Shameless Promotion, Paintings, Painting, Etsy, Science Fiction, Aliens, Spacemen, Retrofuturism, Art
Posted at 9:23 pm on March 2, 2008
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None Speak

Cthulhu Cthursday: Watermark

Posted by Eliza Gauger



Watermark, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer.

An old piece, done with watercolor and acrylic on paper and packing tape. Trivia: he text backing is the fashion article from the first Unhallowed Metropolis book.


Categories: Painting, Cthulhu Cthursday, Art
Posted at 9:30 pm on February 21, 2008
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