This ad campaign for Fit Light Yogurt, currently running in Brazil, features famously erotic scenes depicted with a woman who is overweight; in this case the dream scene from American Beauty. Others include the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct and the iconic image of Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch. The tag-line at the bottom reads: “Forget about it. Men’s preference will never change. Fit Light Yogurt.” It certainly lacks some degree of subtlety, doesn’t it?

Diet Food [hah.nu] : Super Punch : Ads of the World : blue volvox

It’s Tuesday, the bastard child of the week; not far enough removed from Monday to escape the scorn that wells up from the return to work and not close enough to the next weekend to elicit the joy of a journey’s last leg. In an effort to improve your Tuesday Ectomo presents you with the exuberant gesticulations of this corpulent man. May his child-like jiggling serve you well.

Just for Ted [YouTube] : Thanks, Narkalant

Qais: It was weird.
Qais: I came to on my couch with a handful of crumbled saltines and a mouthful of half-chewed saltines.
Qais: Never happened to me before.
Ross: ? http://tinyurl.com/yv9zvt
Eliza: Dude, what the FUCK.
Ross: No one should pass out while eating.
Eliza: Okay, yes, Ross now only communicates in cat macros, but he really said everything I was hoping to.
Qais: I didn’t pass out while eating.
Qais: I was asleep in my bed.
Qais: I woke up on my couch, eating crackers.
Eliza: Sleep eating is a symptom of morbid obesity.
Eliza: Or maybe it’s the other way around, I forget.
Qais: I do like crackers.
Eliza: Anyway, the point we’re all trying to make here is that you’re weird. And probably fat.
Eliza: Ross, back me up here.
Ross: ^^

The Blair Godzilla Project is released in theaters today meaning that, hopefully, I will stop being assaulted by viral ads and television commercials. As Nevin reminds us, a big movie release means that Asylum must leap into action with a small budget, direct to DVD release and this is no exception. Behold, the less pretentiously ambiguous Monster!

Arlette has begun the tedious task of sifting through the thousands of photos vomited onto Flickr by the Library of Congress and surfaces with some welding, wartime beauties.

Dr. Zoidberg is not nearly as funny and innocent as first assumed. Thanks, Your Name!

Kevin Nuut and Daniel want you to know that, even though figures based on Mike Mignola and Brian Augustyn’s Victorian-era Batman/Jack the Ripper mash-up Gotham by Gaslight will never be produced, if only to spite you, someone was inspired enough to make some custom Justice League figures to drive the knife in deeper.

The ever excitable Melissa demands that her toilet bowl have a cephalopod decal!

This is not a pizza. It is a heart attack disguised as a pile of greasy, fatty ingredients covering pizza dough. Thanks, Evil Jim.

And just like that, my romantic experiments in dating on Craigslist came shrieking to a halt.

Note that the largest human on earth wouldn’t even qualify as the largest human in Delaware these days. Also note that Chief Catawan, despite being a barbaric savage, is still considerate enough of the unspoken tenets of fashionological propriety to strap two garbage pail lids to his swollen man boobs.