Hotel Erotica

Extended Stay hotels has a series of videos in which a woman stalks through one of their rooms, licking everything she can. Ostensibly the ads aim to show just how sterile their guest rooms are while also providing the kind of semi-erotic titillation that only the image of a girl salivating on an alarm clock can provide. It is by far one of the most appalling ads I have ever seen.

I have seen the “Special Reports” featuring news correspondents armed with UV lights exposing the invisible, Pollock-esque glaze of protein that decorates most hotel rooms. Worse yet, I worked in a hotel for two years, most of it night shift and one of my duties was to slip a bill under the doors of people who would be checking out in the morning. Let me assure you, judging from the sounds I heard emanating from some of the rooms as I made the rounds, I have no doubt that someone has done far worse things to your television’s remote than lick it.

A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room [YouTube] : DIGITAL DJ