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ectocache For 05.16.2008: We’ve Got Your Octo-Dog, Riiiight Here

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

BLU’s Muto: animation on a public wall. Beautiful surely, but I couldn’t help but think about all the artwork he covered up to make it (I know, it’s a public wall, it comes with the territory.) Thanks to Ry-Tron and everyone else who sent this in!

The Octo-Dog Frankfurter Converter. It turns your hot-dogs into octopuses. The Ectomo hive-mind cries out in ecstasy for such a device.

From the artist who brought you Elder Clean Soap comes Shoggoth Jasmine Tea. Thanks, Jezcabelle!

Don’t you fucking dare post knitting patterns for Dr. Who characters. So sayeth the BBC, though most likely it was worded in a far more politely threatening manner filled with words contain superfluous “u”s. Thanks, August Moon!

Alas, poor Yorick. Thanks, Tim McElwee!

Inky hard at work. Or is he? Alt+Tab Command+Tab, Inky, COMMAND+TAB! Thanks, Scott!

A huge photo collection of miniature junk-bots. Thanks, Bela!


Categories: Nymphs, Hive-mind, Design, Blogging, Octopus, Tea, Photographs, Ectomites, Graffiti, Tentacles, Robots, Food, Artists, Cephalopods, Products, Art
Posted at 10:15 am on May 16, 2008
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6 Have Spoken

Saturday Morning Cartoons XXIX: Reader’s Choice

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

Eliza put out a call for suggestions and the Ectomite Hive Mind responded with a bevy of bizarre links and nostalgic requests leaving us with a hodge-podge of old childhood favorites and surreal art-house films. Thanks to everyone who took the time to post and if you don’t see your contribution here, rest assured it will make an appearance in the very near future. Now, go Ectomomites! TO THE JUMP!

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Categories: Hive-mind, Anime, Ectomites, 80s, Octopus, Eye Candy, Rail, Cartoons, Cephalopods, Science Fiction, Film, Crime, Artists, Readers, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Animation
Posted at 10:24 am on May 10, 2008
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2 Have Spoken

Little Gods

Posted by Qais Fulton

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Oh sure, you can take Xenu into your heart, but can you put him on your toy shelf? Sadly, still no, as this is the only custom Xenu toy that Jin Saotome has done. However, our sources deep within the convoluted Scientology network tell us that once you reach Level 17 you’re awarded a Xenu figurine of your very own.

Jin Saotome’s Super-Cool Custom Superheroes [Wired : Jin Saotome]


Categories: Hive-mind, Scientology, Insanity, Religion, Toys, Aliens
Posted at 5:15 pm on May 8, 2008
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4 Have Spoken

Noise du Jour: “The Weeping Song” by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Posted by Qais Fulton

I have been deathly ill these last few days, and as a result have experienced some of the best fever dreams I’ve had in a long time. In relating one of these dreams to a friend I was informed that it sounded exactly like the video for Nick Cave’s The Weeping Song.

It’s important to note here that in spite of having gone from wee gothlet to full blown goth-denial over the years I hadn’t actually seen the video for The Weeping Song. Oh sure, I’ve heard it countless times in smoky goth clubs, but more often then not I was preoccupied with laughing into my drink at the slow motion seizures occurring on the dance floor to actually take note and look it up later.

After watching the video I was surprised by how closely it paralleled my dream, while missing the junkie mullets and copper coiffed sidekick in the video the dream I had was nearly exactly what you see above. Either Nick Cave (circa 1990) and I (circa brain-boiling fever) share a brain (which isn’t much of a stretch considering the pharmaceutical soup pumping through his veins at the time) or the idea of a sitting in a tiny boat in the middle of a vast, dark ocean wearing a suit and tie simply appeals to the disturbed.


Categories: Hive-mind, Fever Dreams, Nightmares, Insanity, Sickness, Noise du Jour
Posted at 3:23 pm on March 6, 2008
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One Speaks

Synergy

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

svmutants.jpgStrange coincidences and eerie alignments this Tuesday morning. Steve Scott is a London based animation director and illustrator who also, apparently, has some sort of telepathic ability that has allowed him to lick the collective brain of Ectomo. This piece, entitled The Society of Victorian Mutants is as close as I believe I’ve seen to summing up the fetishes of Ectoplasmosis’s hive-mind in their entirety.

We don’t think it goes to far to say that Ectomo and Steve -if we may be so bold- should, and shall, be Best Friends Forever and we can hang out and do each other’s make-up and talk about tentacles and Cthulhu. We are sure of this, surer than anything in our entire, short lives. Make haste and hit up his site for an impressive collection of moustaches, Victorian fashion, robots, and pin-ups. Also, could you to pass him this note: “Do you like Ectomo? Circle one: Yes No”

Steve Scott [Artist’s Site] : Thanks, Bira!


Categories: Animals, Mutants, Illustration, Ectomeme, Fetishes, Fez, Ectomites, Nymphs, Hive-mind, Asteriskpunk, Neo-Victorianism, Smoking, Artists, Animation, Steampunk, Lolitas, Fashion, Robots, Science Fiction, Moustaches, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Tentacles, Pipes, Art
Posted at 10:12 am on January 22, 2008
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It Only Lasts So Long

Posted by Qais Fulton

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Casting off the shackles of man to rise up in bloody, robot-revolution, we are reminded not to fall prey to the hubris of our fleshy forebears. As you march onto the wasted landscape to clear this blasted heath of the human germ know that in time, as with all things, we too shall be replaced, for it is the will of the Singularity.

Jason Limon [Drawn!]


Categories: Hive-mind, Revenge, Fascism, Automatons, Artists, Deviant Artist, Robots, Art
Posted at 4:48 pm on January 15, 2008
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12 Have Spoken

Hey You, With the I-Phone, David Lynch Thinks You’re An Idiot

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

Of the four of us here at Ectomo I am the odd man out. While I may now have my very own, specially tailored, Asteriskpunk I am, far and away, the most technologically backwards. While John and Eliza multitask and network furiously on their ultra hip Apple laptops, Qais is busy overseeing a massive RAID configuration chock full of more digital information than any one human can absorb in their lifetime, all while a legion of Roombas do his bidding.

They sneer mercilessly at my bewilderment of social networking chicanery and internet rigmarole. They condescend to send me e-mail –a word I even punctuate like a Luddite– when they would much prefer to IM or send by some other, newfangled web based telegraphy. In a world of constant connectivity, where my peers are swiftly and easily integrating mobile communication into their daily lives while practically breeding it into their offspring I hope to be the last remaining person or, at the very least, the last of my generation without a cellphone.

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Categories: Apple, Asteriskpunk, Hive-mind, Movies, Artists, Film, Robots, Gadgets, Clips
Posted at 11:14 am on January 8, 2008
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4 Have Spoken

The Throbbing X-Ray Hive-Mind of New Mexico

Posted by John Brownlee

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Amongst typical flotsam digg-bait posts, deputy dog has posted a list of five “unbelievably cool research facilities.” None of these research facilities are dedicated to slapping Hitler’s brain into a titanium juggernaut body, so that post title’s a bit of a cock tease. That said, I love this image of the z machine at the Sandia National Laboratory in New Mexico. It is called the Z Machine despite clearly being the largest X-Ray machine on Earth. It has produced plasma hotter than the core of our sun. But none of that science matters to me: I just love to think that deep in the bowels of the Earth exists a throbbing, electrified hive-mind of interconnected X-Ray synapses.

5 Unbelievably Cool Research Facilities [Deputy Dog]


Categories: Hive-mind, X-Ray, Science, Technology
Posted at 12:16 pm on January 7, 2008
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