Today is a momentous day, loyal ectomites. A day for celebration and the playing of blasphemous flutes, for on this day millennia ago, the universe shat out the ageless, unholy entity which would come to be known as Eliza Gauger; although this is only an approximation of “her” true name which requires at least five mouths to pronounce correctly.
Categories: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!, Rail
Posted at 6:46 pm on May 5, 2008
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John Abraham Brownlee’s journey began in a small hospital a few miles outside the port city of Algiers. His mother, a petite woman and the wife of a cobbler, was said to have been in labor for twelve days prior. It was also said that her screams were so loud that she had to be sequestered so as not to disturb the other patients. At 8:39 pm he finally deigned to emerge from the poor woman’s womb. He weighed 12 pounds 9 ounces, four of which consisted of penis.
Categories: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!, Rail
Posted at 5:37 pm on March 28, 2008
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In sheer defiance of the World Wide Web Consortium's will, Ectomo was designed using a non-web-standard font. Luckily, it is included in the excellent font pack released by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, which can be freely downloaded in Mac and PC formats here. Ectomo should still look fine without it, though.
