Reader Ryan Glover’s new-spawned son is coming along just fine, thank-you-very-much and continuing to display otherworldly attributes. In addition to showing special, ectomo-esque proclivities he has also grown quite the luxurious moustache and, as we all know, no one can resist a baby with a moustache. Now, witness the beginning of his long career as a photoshopped, forum avatar. Godspeed young Glover.

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- Sex Doll Being Attacked by A Space Alien, originally uploaded by Elisha Cook Jr..

“In this photo a Alien has mistaken a sex doll for a real person and may be seen entering her mouth. What the Alien does not know is that the sex doll has no body and is not made out of flesh. After realizing the mistake, the Alien removed itself and slithered away. Elisha Cook Jr. tried to capture the beast, but it was too quick and it escaped. All that remains is this photo.”