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9 Have Spoken

ectocache For 05.16.2008: We’ve Got Your Octo-Dog, Riiiight Here

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

BLU’s Muto: animation on a public wall. Beautiful surely, but I couldn’t help but think about all the artwork he covered up to make it (I know, it’s a public wall, it comes with the territory.) Thanks to Ry-Tron and everyone else who sent this in!

The Octo-Dog Frankfurter Converter. It turns your hot-dogs into octopuses. The Ectomo hive-mind cries out in ecstasy for such a device.

From the artist who brought you Elder Clean Soap comes Shoggoth Jasmine Tea. Thanks, Jezcabelle!

Don’t you fucking dare post knitting patterns for Dr. Who characters. So sayeth the BBC, though most likely it was worded in a far more politely threatening manner filled with words contain superfluous “u”s. Thanks, August Moon!

Alas, poor Yorick. Thanks, Tim McElwee!

Inky hard at work. Or is he? Alt+Tab Command+Tab, Inky, COMMAND+TAB! Thanks, Scott!

A huge photo collection of miniature junk-bots. Thanks, Bela!


Categories: Nymphs, Hive-mind, Design, Blogging, Octopus, Tea, Photographs, ectocache, Ectomites, Food, Tentacles, Robots, Artists, Products, Graffiti, Cephalopods, Art
Posted at 10:15 am on May 16, 2008
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6 Have Spoken

ectocache for 04.08.2008: Octopus Girl Edition

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

octogirl.JPGSteve points out that horrible, horrible things take place backstage at Nine Inch Nails concerts.

Phraust sends us cephalopod daisy chain art.

When life throws you a terrible curse in which you vomit squid, make calamari. Thanks, Michael!

Yeesh, lady, don’t play with your food. Set is NSFW. Thanks, Karenw!

The beautiful Anna Lucylle sent us a photo of her fantastic, Lovecraftian tattoo; as well as photos of it in its various stages. The ModBlog post contains a wonderfully heated, pedantic discussion on the correct pluralization of “octopus” as well.

Image by Paul Robertson, creator of the extraordinary Kings of Power 4 Billion %. Full image is NSFW. Sent in by Niero, mechanized pimp; prince among robots.


Categories: Cephalopods, WTF, NSFW, Cartoons, ectocache, Octopus, Tattoos, Artists, Food, Flickr, Art, Horror, Lovecraft, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Tentacles, Music
Posted at 12:16 pm on April 18, 2008
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2 Have Spoken

ectocache for 04.04.08: Japanese Call Girl Edition

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

club_poopoo.jpgIs it art? I’m not sure. What I am sure of is that it appears to be a creature out of The Dark Crystal with huge, pendulous testes, hanging from gymnastics rings and covered in stick-pins. Yup, thanks John.

Abdopus aculeatus octopi lead a life of sex, murder, and gender obfuscation but only once. After that they die. Thanks to Jenny and everyone else who sent this one in!

Welcome your new cephalopod masters with a t-shirt. Thanks, Vinnchan.

Hikashu, who appears to have been Japan’s answer to the Talking Heads, sings “Puyo Puyo”. Thanks, bubliki!

The trailer for Angels and Idiots, a new film by animation god Bill Plympton. Thanks, Monkey!

Photo: Pink chirashi apartment mailbox advertising in Japan [YenX] : Thanks, Mark


Categories: ectocache, Cephalopods, Science, Death, Berkeley, Rail, Octopus, Tentacles, Sex, Fashion, Art, Animation, Film, Sculpture, Japan, Music
Posted at 10:02 am on April 4, 2008
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2 Have Spoken

ectocache for 03.21.2008: Robots ho!

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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Yesterday was Cthursday! We missed it ! For shame! Here’s some artwork by K. Brown as an apology.

The illustrious, world renowned Miss Cellania reminds you to wash your cephalopods.

Are you drawing comics for Marvel? Do you need reference for someone being attacked by a tentacle demon? Swipe it from an adult magazine! Thanks, bela!

Cyborg-freakin’-insects. Dammit, DARPA, what hast thou wrought? Thanks, kid icarus!

Rich Muller makes robots, which means he is a traitor and not to be trusted. They are nice robots though…

Photo: A robot with nipple hands… Sure, why not? Thanks, John!

Ifbot [Robot Watch]


Categories: ectocache, Cyborgs, Cephalopods, Insects, Robots, Lovecraft, Deviant Artist
Posted at 10:09 am on March 21, 2008
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2 Have Spoken

ectocache for 2.08.2008: Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve

Posted by Qais Fulton

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• A collection of moustaches submitted by Dr. Hypercube, which are usually sported by men legally obligated to notify their neighbors about their horrible peccadilloes.

• Tristion points out a means to proudly display an affinity for tentacles.

• Gaze upon the horrifying visage of the Cthonian Bunny, Miss Rachel demands it.

• Great Cthulhu demands all his followers go commando under their ceremonial robes, mostly just to see if we silly apes will actually do it. However, until he rises from the depths to feast on our fear, K. Brown suggests you declare your allegiance with these.

• The fools at culinary school laughed at Wolven’s theories! They said he was mad! But he’ll show them, he’ll show them all!

• Bela follows up our feature on this fearsome lover of felines with more Russian tattoos.

• A fascinating medical condition submitted by Your Name’s fetal twin.

• NPR displays a stunning ability to remain severely behind the times

• James shares the perfect bookmark for your Necronomicon.

• Marvel at the myriad wonders of Michael C Hsiung’s moustache.

Tentacled Heart [Thanks, John!]


Categories: ectocache
Posted at 7:35 pm on February 8, 2008
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4 Have Spoken

ectochache for 02.01.2008: Balderdash!

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

uncle_dapper_by_missmonster.jpgInstructables has a step-by-step to crochet your very own Cthulhu! A few people tipped us on this one, but Bibi was first.

Bela sends us some fantastic artwork from the talented Sayaka; comprised of an Ectomo favorite, namely: lithe, Japanese nymphets. Also, tentacles.

Asa Gilmore calls out attention to a list of abandoned wonders in Russia, saying “Scroll to the end of the article. If that strange contraption doesn’t scream ‘Steampunk’ to you, I shall eat my hat and say ‘balderdash.’”

Benton Barnett submitted this badass gas mask t-shirt which will now have to be added to my wardrobe. They can be purchase here.

Dr. Hypercube warns us, via ectotweet, to beware the cephalopod loo.

Ninjas and moustaches are BFFs! Thanks, Felix.

Illustration: Uncle Dapper by missmonster : Thanks, Jason!


Categories: Illustration, Artists, Street art, Cephalopods, ectocache, Gasmasks, Nymphs, Ninjas, Moustaches, Russia, Steampunk, Lolitas, Fashion, ectotweet, Japan, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Cthulhu, Deviant Artist, Art
Posted at 1:40 pm on February 1, 2008
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One Speaks

ectocache for 01.25.2008: What The Fuck Have You Done?

Posted by Qais Fulton

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• When DC stares into the abyss, the the abyss stares back.

• Melissa shares a pair of octopi, robbed of all dignity and hung out to dry.

• Bela shares the work of Arisu, which while beautiful may endanger the safety of your working environment (NWS).

• A Japanese guide to sex featuring an abundance of underarm hair, sent in by intrepid Ectonaut Melissa.

• Ian loves crustaceans, and so do we

• A baby Cthulhu shirt from Gary Juman, for those that want to show the softer side of maddening evil.

• Shayne is a savior to all those suffering from an unaccented upper lip, he accepts no remuneration, this moustache is free.

• Droves of delightfully demonic dolls operate under the sway of John the Toycutter

• I am not usually left speechless by something, but Jon sums up this strange trailer best, “Definitely WTF quality”.

Colette asks a simple question.


Categories: ectocache
Posted at 4:48 pm on January 25, 2008
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8 Have Spoken

ectocache for 01.18.2008: We Can Do It!

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

2179930812_1c734d4726.jpgThe Blair Godzilla Project is released in theaters today meaning that, hopefully, I will stop being assaulted by viral ads and television commercials. As Nevin reminds us, a big movie release means that Asylum must leap into action with a small budget, direct to DVD release and this is no exception. Behold, the less pretentiously ambiguous Monster!

Arlette has begun the tedious task of sifting through the thousands of photos vomited onto Flickr by the Library of Congress and surfaces with some welding, wartime beauties.

Dr. Zoidberg is not nearly as funny and innocent as first assumed. Thanks, Your Name!

Kevin Nuut and Daniel want you to know that, even though figures based on Mike Mignola and Brian Augustyn’s Victorian-era Batman/Jack the Ripper mash-up Gotham by Gaslight will never be produced, if only to spite you, someone was inspired enough to make some custom Justice League figures to drive the knife in deeper.

The ever excitable Melissa demands that her toilet bowl have a cephalopod decal!

This is not a pizza. It is a heart attack disguised as a pile of greasy, fatty ingredients covering pizza dough. Thanks, Evil Jim.


Categories: Vintage, Cephalopods, Readers, ectocache, Obesity, Asteriskpunk, Meat, Victorianism, Movies, Toys, Photography, Comics, Science Fiction, Food, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Art
Posted at 10:45 am on January 18, 2008
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None Speak

ectocache for 01.10.2008: Now with cream filling!

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

zombie_ectobee_by_shin_rhys.jpgOH SWEET GOD THAT MAN HAS TENTACLE PIT! Thanks, Andreas!

r ator reminds us that the Tcho-Tcho people of Leng, located on a plateau just north of the Dreamlands have been making fine, Eldritch chocolate for generations or, perhaps, for a few months.

I’ve been fired many times from Ectomo; once for not procuring a picture of Spiderman for Eliza for the front page of the evening edition. Where was CB with Scott C’s Fez wearing Spiderclique then?

Ever wanted to be suspended from the ceiling in sculpture that looks suspiciously like viscous fluid excreted from the loins of a giant? Kimi points out that artist Ernesto Neto has you, eh, covered.

Llamapillar! Thanks, Shark Diver!

Anders Sandberg points out that Britons are already preparing their children for the return of the Old Ones.

Oh, and the moustachioed, zombie Octobee? Perhaps a subtle reminder, via Rhys Hale, that there is still an Octobee Coloring Contest going on!


Categories: Zombies, Cephalopods, Animals, Fezzes, ectocache, Tattoos, Broadsides, Artists, Entries, Lovecraft, Sculpture, Deviant Artist, Cthulhu, Moustaches, Contest, Food, Art
Posted at 10:20 am on January 10, 2008
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5 Have Spoken

ectocache for 01.04.2008: That There’s A Stinky Baby

Posted by Qais Fulton

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• Christopher Robbin crept out from the shelter of the hundred acre wood to remind us of this cinematic abortion

• Ed Eck sends presidential missives involving moustaches and massive bathtubs

• Ninja-bot proceeds to kick out the jams with a bevy colored Octobees. Send us your submissions for glittering prizes!

• Will we never be free of the disturbingly sensual Orangina Octopus? Le Roi’s sucker mark laden tip indicates not.

• Dominic reminds us of the dangers of drug use with comics

• Concerned with the results in Iowa, Tim correctly points out that there is only one real choice for president

If you sent in a tip this past week but didn’t see it here (or used), it likely contained a malformed URL or we intend to use it later. We rely on you, our darling Ectodroogs, to pump the lifeblood of tips into our withered inbox veins. Keep up the good work!

Mutter Museum [Thanks, Steve!]


Categories: ectocache, Moustache, Broadsides, ectodrooglings, Drugs, France, Furries, Lovecraft, Cthulhu, Novelties, Flickr
Posted at 7:56 pm on January 4, 2008
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One Speaks

ectocache for 12.18.2007: I Gave Myself To Ectomo And Now They Never Call

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

229a.jpgEldritch Bic Pen Reviews? So sayeth Narkalant!

• Mmmm, girls with blue lips and porcelain skin. Wearing octopi. Oh yes. Thanks to Nadya, she of the ruff!

• For the Victorian videogame enthusiast of good breeding there is no substitute for Pac Gentleman. Assist in the toothsome devouring of ruffian spirits inside a diabolical maze. Thanks Cleveland!

• George Barbier’s frontispiece illustration takes care of the “issues” one is presented with when confronted with a gorgeous, nymphet mermaid in towering wig. NSFW for illustrated breasts. Thanks yhancik!

• And lastly we have some insanity dredged up from the depths of ectochat. “How is babby formed? How is babby formed?”


Categories: Folklore, Ectomites, ectocache, Readers, Perverts, Gurls Gurls Gurls, NSFW, France, Monsters
Posted at 10:10 am on December 18, 2007
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6 Have Spoken

ectocache for 12.05.2007: Sinterklaas Edition

Posted by John Brownlee

picture-8.jpg• An accusatory finger points at the sphincter of a nine-tentacled octopus. A nonopus? Thanks, Karen!

• Cycloptic space squidling hugs onto the side of a Mars rover in the latest Ectomo-endorsed Threadless tee. Thanks, Blackrockbob!

• Brad sends in this news report about a strange virus hitting the most remote island on earth, triumphantly crowing “IT HAS BEGUN!” R’lyeh, anyone?

• Creationism dismissed as a ‘kind of paganism’ by Vatican’s astronomer. This story seems to be surprising a lot of people, but Catholicism has been edging away from a literal interpretation of Genesis for centuries now. This guy’s making some good points. ectotweeted by Wolven.

• Also from Wolven, some sort of bacon flowchart.

• Nicholas Cage goes absolutely zonkers when confronted with the prospect of authographing the six breasts of three twins. Hey, who wouldn’t? Ectotweeted by oldhat.

• The best thing to come out of yesterday’s inaugural ectochat: “Marmaduke, are you even listening to me you zany dog?”


Categories: ectocache, Tips, R'lyeh, Atheism, Readers, Science, Fashion, Cthulhu Cthursday, Religion, Cephalophilia
Posted at 5:21 am on December 6, 2007
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