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4 Have Spoken

Before And After: Catabiosis

Posted by Qais Fulton

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Primping and preening such as I do — with an exaggerated care and precision born from the fear of skin slumped suddenly earthward in progeriatric defiance of the natural progression toward frailty — I can understand the sudden conversion to theism (and subsequent polite request) of Clayton Cubitt upon seeing the dual identities of Winston Churchill. However, if age and wither I must, I’ll take the Churchillian furrowed brow and wobbly jowls over the alternative unknown any day.

Churchill: Before and After [Constant Siege]


Categories: Britain, England, Curmudgeons, Alcohol, Ectomorph, Boys Boys Boys
Posted at 5:08 pm on November 21, 2008
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7 Have Spoken

Statler And Waldorf: The Return?

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

YouTube has been alive with the murmurings of Muppets recently, and I’m not just speaking of the fan-made variety. Just about two weeks ago this clip of Beaker performing Beethoven’s “Ode To Joy” hit, and I was thrilled to see the inclusion of everyone’s favorite curmudgeonly critics, Statler and Waldorf. Now they have appeared in four, very short clips all featuring internet-centric one liners, the best of them easily being “Meh”, in which the dysfunctional duo find a place they can call home. To be honest, I’m not sure if these are old or not, but whatever the case I hope there is more.

Statler and Waldorf [YouTube] : Thanks, Vinnchan!


Categories: Curmudgeons, Muppets, Sarcasm
Posted at 10:14 am on July 28, 2008
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