Yes. Yes, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.

Cthulhu Cosplayer [My Confined Space]

Katy wrote in to say:

I am simply amazed by what these crafty girls can do with yarn. A knit Cthulhu? And knitted for her husband? What a lucky guy…

I remain suspicious Katy. Craftster member JenGoPop says she made this knit Cthulhu for her “husband”, but I fear it may be a cry for help. I cannot imagine a marital situation where such a fantastic Cthulhu — look at those eyes, they’re perfect — would be manufactured. On the other hand, a poor woman imprisoned in a suburban sweatshop in someone’s dingy basement, forced to work 16 hour shifts in order to meet a daily quota of diminutive, knit otherworldly beings seems perfectly realistic.

Big Honkin’ Cthulhu (Now with More Tentacles) [Craftster]