Don’t Worry.
Posted by E. G. Gauger
Something is happening. You may feel a slight pinch. It will pass.
Categories: Ectomo Methodology
Posted at 9:13 pm on January 27, 2010
73 Comments -
Destructoid | TomoPop | MiamiNights | PopRox | Ectoplasmosis!
Himmel ! You’re still alive !
911 didn’t answer : I was calling from France.
Comment by Atrus — January 27, 2010 @ 9:18 pm
Revived? Are you teasing us? Please come back from the Abyss, even just once or twice a month….
I miss Cthulhu
Comment by Edward B — January 27, 2010 @ 9:20 pm
If by pinch you mean a horrible, wrenching feeling in one’s large intestine, then yes. Something sure is happening.
Comment by Maija — January 27, 2010 @ 9:36 pm
Not that I don’t believe you guys, but. . . well. . . I’m trusting like that.
In the meantime here’s a lovely link that’s completely appropriate for the new shark themed Ectomo:
http://i.imgur.com/EVF94.jpg
Take that Debbie Gibson!
Comment by Iranon — January 27, 2010 @ 9:57 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — January 27, 2010 @ 10:14 pm
This is indeed very good news.
Comment by Keith — January 27, 2010 @ 10:18 pm
Oh, I am pleased!
Comment by Jilder — January 27, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
Hurray! It’s been far to long since Cthulhu Cthursday or Moustache Monday.
Comment by Johann — January 27, 2010 @ 11:58 pm
I’m so happy!
Comment by Aelix — January 28, 2010 @ 12:04 am
This is more exciting than what Steve Jobs said today.
Comment by Bat21 — January 28, 2010 @ 12:15 am
You have been missed. Your minions await you.
Comment by Benjamin Stürmer — January 28, 2010 @ 2:45 am
The fabulous E.G. Gauger shows up right after my Shark comment. Coincidence? I think not. You are all very welcome.
Comment by eltiburo — January 28, 2010 @ 3:24 am
Where have I heard that before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJTBBoDFH0
Comment by hlaode — January 28, 2010 @ 1:57 pm
Interesting fact, one of Cthulhu’s tentacles hanging from his mouth, would actually be his junk
I wanna make out with Cthulhu
Comment by Lawl — January 28, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
I had assumed that they were all his junk. That his entirely body was functionally his junk and that with the slightest effort or even a weakening in disdain he could impregnant you with eldritch spawn using his aura.
Comment by hlaode — January 29, 2010 @ 2:53 pm
Uhh. . . Sharks have rough skin?
Comment by Romnod — January 29, 2010 @ 3:36 pm
… l don’t understand what is going on.
Comment by Klytus — January 29, 2010 @ 6:00 pm
AAAHHHHHHH!!!! no! NO! NOOOO! …please dont euthanize us :’(
Comment by Cluckers — January 29, 2010 @ 7:04 pm
Everyone will be receiving a package in the mail. It will consist of an bubble-wrap envelope, a needle, and two substances. One taupe, one mauve (E.G. choose the colors I guess).
It is up to you to select which you inject. However, there is no guarantee that the results will differ in any sense.
You will feel a slight pinch. It will pass.
Comment by Iranon — January 29, 2010 @ 9:13 pm
In the meantime here is something random.
http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/
Comment by hlaode — January 31, 2010 @ 2:50 am
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE CCOME BACK!! I PROMISE I WON’T DO THAT THING ANYMORE!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!
Comment by BobDog — January 31, 2010 @ 10:11 am
Great! Safari kicked ectomo out of my ‘top sites’ list a couple of weeks ago.
Comment by 110rdr33f4 — January 31, 2010 @ 12:44 pm
Eliza, why do you toy with us so?
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — February 1, 2010 @ 11:08 pm
Because I secretly hate you.
Actually, it’s never been a secret.
Stay tuned, droogles. News is on the way.
Comment by E. G. Gauger — February 3, 2010 @ 3:47 am
That “on the way” infolink is particularly deceptive.
Comment by mschott — February 3, 2010 @ 2:36 pm
Oh please, don’t make us yearn for the next propitious stellar alignment.
Comment by Optical — February 3, 2010 @ 6:44 pm
Ah, this made me laugh, although if ectomites did it, I suspect it would’ve been more succinct: http://tinyurl.com/create.php
Comment by Romnod — February 4, 2010 @ 1:41 pm
I want my Ectomo !
Comment by Hororo — February 5, 2010 @ 8:53 am
ectomo is partying in germany.
http://below20hz.net/mustache/mustache.html
Comment by s.s.e. — February 5, 2010 @ 5:53 pm
Time for the unofficial non-cartoon Saturday Morning Cartoons! Here is an interesting video about the terrors of small town life. Everyone post the best you have.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jW6-beSS3Q
Comment by Pince nez — February 6, 2010 @ 2:09 am
Hurryyy!!
Comment by Paul — February 8, 2010 @ 4:27 pm
“Hurray!” he meant, “Hurray!”
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — February 8, 2010 @ 7:08 pm
Eliza’s blog now shows us the dreaded 404… Now what’s going on?
Comment by MJ — February 9, 2010 @ 9:06 am
It would appear that the assassins sent by the EOL (enemies of lovecraft) were successful?
Comment by Iranon — February 9, 2010 @ 11:07 pm
BRACE YOURSELVES
Comment by Kingfisher — February 11, 2010 @ 3:12 am
[YOURSELVES] or {YOURSELVES}?
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — February 11, 2010 @ 9:46 am
We need your tentacly embrace!
Comment by Dez — February 11, 2010 @ 3:33 pm
Shameless plug for my girlfriend’s etsy where she makes crocheted cycloptic cephalopods….
yarnedtotheteeth.etsy.com
Comment by eric — February 11, 2010 @ 6:17 pm
Bring on the madness!!! …or at least the weirdness
Comment by Dphilthy — February 12, 2010 @ 12:36 am
Waiting sucks when you have AAD. Annoyance Avoidance Disorder.
Comment by George O'Jungle — February 12, 2010 @ 12:50 am
20 questions while we wait?
Comment by reno — February 17, 2010 @ 5:24 pm
Is it The Rock of Gibraltar?
Comment by Sir Tibias Montamoose — February 17, 2010 @ 8:20 pm
Y’all come back now, here?
And pleeeeease lose the info link crap.
Comment by Dphilthy — February 17, 2010 @ 9:01 pm
You can readily avoid info links if your entire post is inside of a link! =D
Are we waiting for Cthulu to return? He claimed he was just going out for cigs.
Comment by Iranon — February 17, 2010 @ 9:30 pm
Not a pinch anymore, but the long ache of the heart that endures the long cthulu-lessness.
Comment by steve 38 — February 20, 2010 @ 12:59 pm
heh, nothing is happening.
Comment by Klytus — February 20, 2010 @ 9:06 pm
Sitting in the darkness and waiting doesn’t come naturally for us even though we “sat” for nine months in our mother’s womb, a development which is as mysterious and marvelous as that of a caterpillar metamorphosizing into a butterfly - Joyce Rupp. Please come back and be beautiful :)
Comment by Garett — February 23, 2010 @ 12:01 am
Dead?
Comment by Kouroth — February 23, 2010 @ 5:51 pm
Cthulhu slumbers.
Comment by ahd — February 23, 2010 @ 8:42 pm
In the darkness
The inky blackness
Cthulhu slumbers tonight
In the darkness
The inky blackness
Cthulhu slumbers tonight
You are Cthulu.
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — February 24, 2010 @ 2:31 am
http://toxoplasm.org/
Beep
Comment by Schwill — February 24, 2010 @ 6:37 am
The pinch-a-thon continues!
Comment by Romnod — February 25, 2010 @ 4:24 pm
To Iranon
I can do that in my Thunderbird email set up but how did you do that here????
Inquiring minds want to know…
Comment by Dphilthy — February 26, 2010 @ 12:00 pm
Damn, I got stuck with a link trying to AVOID links!
Comment by Dphilthy — February 26, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
I writhe in pain
Comment by klytus — February 28, 2010 @ 9:26 pm
I don’t remember agreeing to this procedure!
Comment by Nevermore Jones — March 1, 2010 @ 12:15 am
Then again…maybe the procedure will help me remember?
Comment by Nevermore Jones — March 1, 2010 @ 12:28 am
Back to Dphilthy: Anchor tag with a # href around my comment =D. Take that infolink! (is that a nerdier version of the little green hero from Hyrule?)
Perhaps we simply have to 61 posts like the other post in order to get a response. . . like hitler!
Comment by Iranon — March 1, 2010 @ 1:00 pm
come back, come back, come back PLEASE :(
Comment by tamara — March 3, 2010 @ 4:54 pm
@All you bitchers and or moaners: Get excited and make things.
@Ectomo: Please come back. I feel so alone.
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — March 3, 2010 @ 10:50 pm
I’m doing plenty of things on my own but I like the company of my Ectomo.
Comment by Hororo — March 7, 2010 @ 8:03 am
So fitting
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.”
Gentlemen, Ladies, Things what came from beyond the stars, let us kill death so that Ectomo can never die.
Comment by Aelix — March 7, 2010 @ 6:41 pm
So, Aelix, what your saying is that as long as Eliza keeps lying to us and telling us that Ectomo isn’t actually entirely dead, Ectomo won’t actually be entirely dead?
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — March 7, 2010 @ 8:32 pm
I stumbled onto this the other day, and it reminded me of something that my ectomite friends would enjoy. A black-heart fairy tale for your enjoyment:
http://tinyurl.com/yb2c4u7
Bleh, so we’re back to user content.
Comment by Iranon — March 9, 2010 @ 7:10 am
it has come back to life! so if it came back to life, was it ever really dead?
Comment by Lilly Paine — March 9, 2010 @ 7:56 pm
Is this truly life? Feels a bit like stray neurons firing in a vegetative shell. . . or at least a coma patient.
Comment by Iranon — March 10, 2010 @ 2:58 am
“The constellations have to be in the right alignment for Them to live.”
Comment by Jimbo — March 10, 2010 @ 5:00 pm
to Ich bin ein Irving Berliner,
whatever keeps it not dead
Comment by Aelix — March 12, 2010 @ 7:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vAOzYz-Qs
watch this!
Comment by klytus — March 12, 2010 @ 8:20 pm
Back to Iranon:
English please. Preferably English 101
Comment by Dphilthy — March 12, 2010 @ 9:23 pm
Taking bets on how long they keep us hanging
Comment by Dphilthy — March 12, 2010 @ 9:41 pm
Some statistics about the death of Ectoplasmosis:
Official time of death: 8:59 pm on December 8, 2009
Nr Miller commented, ” Hey so ummm you remember a few months back when updates were all over the place.
That was cool.
Entertain me.”
Time of death calculated by Schrödinger’s Cat principle, i.e. it’s not really dead until someone notices.
It has been 94 days since the death of Ectoplasmosis.
Posts in 94 days before death: 47
Posts in 94 days after death: 1
(ectocaches were not counted)
Comments in 94 days before death: 420 (approx)
Comments in 94 days since death: 130 (approx)
Last post by Qais Fulton: 9:39 pm on October 3, 2009
Last post by John Brownlee: 6:34 am on October 5, 2009
Last post by Ross Rosenberg: 12:33 pm on November 10, 2009
Last post by E. G. Gauger: 9:13 pm on January 27, 2010
Last Moustache Monday: 3:02 pm on October 19, 2009
Last Cthulhu Cthursday: 1:13 pm on October 1, 2009
Comment by Ich bin ein Irving Berliner — March 13, 2010 @ 12:04 am
Those stats really put everything into perspective.
Comment by hlaode — March 14, 2010 @ 3:19 am