Your Daily WTF: Guru Mouth Has Made Love To Many Things
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
A severed puppet head, floating in front of a multicolored disc and shag carpet background, reminisces about his first lovemaking session with his rodeo sleeping bag; describing its pattern of clowns and barrels in the same tones of wistful reverie that one might use to describe the color of their first love’s eyes. Things continue downhill at an astonishing rate once the guru begins recounting a day when, “overwhelmed with humpiness”, he violated his grandmother’s bathroom rug, which to you and me may seem odd but to a man who has spread peanut butter on himself so as to entice his canine companion I’m sure it’s all perfectly normal.
The 1st THING I made Love With - UnificationNow [YouTube] : poeTV
Categories: Bestiality, Childhood, Puppets, Obscenity, Your Daily WTF, WTF
Posted at 9:42 am on October 10, 2008
7 Comments -
my god…i…i c-can’t watch this…
the description aside, my instincts scream a hideous “NOOO!!!” everytime my pointer hovers above the ‘play’ button…
Comment by nephilim — October 10, 2008 @ 11:44 am
I think i’m in love….
Comment by misha — October 10, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
I To Have Been Over Come With Humpiness. I Could Not control Myself And The Couch Received Me…Which Would Have Been Less Awkward Had It Not Been Thanksgiving…And My Entire Family Had Not been Sitting On And Around That Couch.
Comment by Rune 101 — October 10, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
Why does that guy sound familiar?
Comment by Mike — October 10, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
Ross, I pray to gods that was a joke.
Comment by ITHIDET — October 10, 2008 @ 7:35 pm
what i find odd is that he didn’t just hump them, he made love to them.
what is third base with a rolled up cowboy sleeping bag like anyways?
Comment by Nik — October 11, 2008 @ 9:06 pm
Erm… good luck, pal. Hope you, uh, enjoy yourself there with your, er, rug-humping… yeah… ok… whatever makes you happy…
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Somewhere, out in the internet, there’s someone even weirder…
Comment by Robert — October 12, 2008 @ 2:44 pm