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5 Have Spoken

And We’re Back

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

My sincerest apologies, ye denizens of the wonderful, monstrous Ecto-Nation, for the deplorable lack of content over the last few days. Your outrage at the passing of a Monday unmoustachioed is, of course, understandable. Had I been able to drag myself to my computer I would have most assuredly fulfilled my duties however, due to the fact that I am a young man in possession of the body of a centenarian, I could not. No, dear readers, the past three days have been spent on my back, the muscles of my lumbar gripping the delicate nerves of my spine in a vise-like death grip. Only through sheer willpower — and 10 milligrams of Cyclobenzaprine — have a been able to lurch over to the keyboard. I pray this will serve as explanation should my normal, typo-laden musings be more…laden…than usual.

That out of the way, on to the clip. The above is an ad for Nike Women featuring Nicola Sanders, who I assume is a runner of some repute and whose organs and muscles all have mouths which they use to spit gibberish at each other. Also, her brain wears a monocle, an image which is so fitting that I dare say I will be unable to look at a brain ever again without superimposing the eyepiece upon it. The whole concept is extremely simple and the animation takes it just far enough into weird territory to work without coming off as horrifying. That’s how it strikes me at least, your unmedicated mileage may vary. Creativity has the hi-res version.


Pub Nike - Nicola Sanders
[YouTube] : Creativity


Categories: Blogging, Anatomy, Apologies, Outrage, Ectomites, Kill Me, Ads, Medicine, Drugs, Anthropomorphism, Advertising
Posted at 9:50 am on September 17, 2008
5 Comments -

5 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    First this (which IS horrifying)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_BvrtuxAI

    and now this

    Who needs drugs?

    Comment by P — September 17, 2008 @ 10:00 am

    I… I have no words…

    Comment by Illogic — September 17, 2008 @ 11:44 am

    Genius!

    Comment by Will Ellwood — September 17, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

    Bizarrro!!! Though, I see what you mean about the monocle!

    Comment by BobDog — September 17, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

    That is fucked up.

    They should show that in schools to turn kids off LSD.

    Comment by jackdorf — September 17, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

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