Your Daily WTF: When Fetishes Collide
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
There are those who get off on seeing other people dress up like anthropomorphized nightmares and there are those who get off on watching other people exercise; but I would venture that the segment of the population who enjoys both is rather small. This is what I tell myself when watching a video of what appears to be a blue possum on an elliptical machine. I tell myself this as she glances back at the camera in what I assume is an attempt to look coy and as the camera focuses on the ponderous, metronome-like pendulum swing of her tail. I tell myself this but it doesn’t make me feel any better.
Califur 2008: Krystal Works Out [YouTube]
Categories: Your Daily WTF, WTF, Fetishes, Horror, Furries
Posted at 10:34 am on September 10, 2008
11 Comments -
The horror is only compounded by the use of NKotB for the soundtrack.
And Ross, it is worse than merely being a Furry/Exercising fetish mash-up as the blue possum is Krystal, a character from the later Starfox games.
So it is a Furry/Videogame/Exercising fetish spectacular!
Comment by racerabbit — September 10, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
Sweet creeping Jeebus, you’re right.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — September 10, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
No matter how obscure your fetish, someone on the Internet shares it. There is nothing new under the sun, or under the rock from where the video was spawned. Beyond DNA and fingerprints, nobody is unique.
Comment by Oskar Kennedy — September 10, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
:shudder:
I’m going to be seeing this shite in my nightmares. We must really be getting bored as a species.
Comment by ogossard — September 10, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
…
You know, as popular as it is, I try not to indulge too much in furry bashing, despite its popularity. I mean, I’ve had friends who are a bit furry or are anthro/otherkin or whatever. A lot of them are decent people, undeniably.
This, however, is fucking horrifying.
Comment by Joe Shadows — September 10, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
Two words:
Muffin Top
Comment by chiablo — September 10, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
Playing devil’s advocate here, somehow I don’t think that this was originally shot to be sexual. It was at a furry convention, where furries abound, and it was probably originally recorded by someone just because a fursuiter on an exercise machine is amusing.
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled good old-fashioned furry-lynching.
Comment by The Mog — September 10, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
That was the wrongediest wrong that ever wronged.
Comment by Katie — September 11, 2008 @ 10:09 am
i liked it
Comment by Lunchboxxx21 — September 11, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Dammit when are the Old Ones gonna put a stop to this fur silliness and mutate the fetish to proper scales? Sheesh.
Comment by SM — September 11, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
Another satisfied customer of the Lard Carriage.
Comment by Evil Jim — September 15, 2008 @ 3:59 am