Ecthomo: G and T’s On Me
Posted by Qais Fulton
When Ross approached me with his business offer I didn’t really see the harm. Just clamp the apparatus to my armpit before shuffling off to the land of nod every noon and collect my pittance from the dresser in the morning. They always use the dresser.
Had I known he intended to actually market my sudations I’d have asked for more than $3.75 per diurnal marriage of man-pit and machine.
Categories: Leave The Money On The Dresser, Fools, Jews, Exploitation, Ectomo Methodology
Posted at 2:36 pm on August 13, 2008
4 Comments -
You should know by now, I don’t do anything unless money is involved.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — August 13, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
When You Want a Little Q in You
and He’s Not Around
Reach for a Q Tonic.
Comment by Narkalant — August 13, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
Q Tonic, chthonic,
quaff it and fell like an Old One.
Comment by Optical — August 14, 2008 @ 2:09 am
And don’t forget to get our other flavors as:
PrimQuiridal Qooze
and
By golly it tastes like blood of the innnocent.
Order now!!!!
-Aza
Comment by Azathoth — August 21, 2008 @ 6:02 pm