Hotel Erotica
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Extended Stay hotels has a series of videos in which a woman stalks through one of their rooms, licking everything she can. Ostensibly the ads aim to show just how sterile their guest rooms are while also providing the kind of semi-erotic titillation that only the image of a girl salivating on an alarm clock can provide. It is by far one of the most appalling ads I have ever seen.
I have seen the “Special Reports” featuring news correspondents armed with UV lights exposing the invisible, Pollock-esque glaze of protein that decorates most hotel rooms. Worse yet, I worked in a hotel for two years, most of it night shift and one of my duties was to slip a bill under the doors of people who would be checking out in the morning. Let me assure you, judging from the sounds I heard emanating from some of the rooms as I made the rounds, I have no doubt that someone has done far worse things to your television’s remote than lick it.
A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room [YouTube] : DIGITAL DJ
Categories: Hotels, Perverts, Ads, Sex, Horror
Posted at 12:23 pm on August 5, 2008
13 Comments -
……She later died of accute herpegonasyphilAIDs accompanied by accute simian rectal blossoming and goat lung.
Comment by P — August 5, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
dunno.. she might be related to Queenie Love (and if you don’t know who she is that makes me happy for you) and be completely immune to all of that. Seriously though, I can’t make up my mind if it disturbs me or turns me on more than a little.
Comment by andy — August 5, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
Probably both
I mean it does have the suggestive quality of a cute girl licking a number of phallic objects.
But then when you think about the average hotel room…..
Comment by P — August 5, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
I think this says it all…
http://tinyurl.com/69mm7o
Comment by Katie — August 5, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
@ Katie
Ugh. It really disturbs me that busboys will use the same rag to “clean” a table that they do to wipe the seats.
Comment by Evil Jim — August 5, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
@ Evil Jim
It’s all either soaked in sanitizer or they use sanitation spray… it’s a major health code thing for restaurants… And believe me, that stuff is so potently strong that if you get it on an open cut on your hand it will eat away at the edges of the flesh, NOTHING could possibly live after having that stuff on it.
And on a separate note, I almost vomited when she licked the toilet. I wouldn’t lick a toilet bowl, not even AFTER it had sanitizer sprayed on it *now has heebee-geebees*
Comment by Euphoria — August 5, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
I wish she had been more zealous when she was in the hotel room, until she licked the erotic plug outlet. She would of course have to be taken to a morgue where the mortician would indeed lick her burned body all over, until the very end where he lifts his had to reveal a link to a website with more lickings. Eventually our youth will lick each other before they can grow up and develop the learnings on how to lick appropriately.
Comment by psychomar — August 5, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
OMG!! I think she is so freakin hot! But, the whole licking everything does kind of make me nauseous. I’d rather forget this little episode and just go back to before it happened. Can I do that or are there no do-overs?
Comment by Epheros — August 5, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
I like the Team Fortress 2 sound effect they used when she put the key card in the door.
Comment by clevetheripper — August 5, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
I think I should of said, is there porn of her? I need to find it!
Comment by Epheros — August 5, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Tubgirl? I’d have a long jacuzzi with her.
The 2 girs with the cup? Hey, look, I brought pudding! And Cherry Garcia! Let’s hav a party!
Cakefart girl? Hey, are you going to eat that?
All that just doesn’t register much anymore. Because you enter another mindstate where one knows an unspeakable horror is about to unfold and one better just brace aand grin for the ride.
But the mere idea of that woman licking things we know are FILTHY in a place we know to be just a notch cleaner than most public urinals, now THAT gets me dizzy. I so wish I had taped myself watching this for the first time.
And at the same time…. yes, can’t deny that amid the revulsion, there’s that flash of sexual urge. After all, the anonymity of a hotel room added to a young woman’s image is nothing but turnkey shot for any male. The most basic impulses flow forward.
That we resist them is another thing.
Comment by Optical — August 6, 2008 @ 12:53 am
rule 34 on the toil… i mean, the girl.
Comment by zanbowser — August 6, 2008 @ 7:14 pm
I’m sure the room has never been used before and was just set up for this purpose. New phone, new TV , no new spunk stains on the sheets. Althought who’s to say some nnew stains weren’t created after the ad was done?
-Azathoth “dropping it to that next lower level”
Comment by Azathoth — August 6, 2008 @ 8:56 pm