The Legend Of Jimbles: A Brief Respite
Posted by Qais Fulton
Last we’d heard from little Jimbles McGullohanie, our pint-sized paladin had departed on a noble quest to brutally rape all alien life in the universe. With a tragic legacy of abduction behind him, and an inability to distinguish one Un-Earthman from another ahead, our hero has made the terrifying resolution to spread his blanket of colonic revenge across the stars.
But let it never be said that forcing yourself on all the moist orificii that space has to offer is a thankless task. Having received a radio transmission from Mr. McGullohanie (and a postcard which screamed and burst into flame immediately after being read) I’m pleased to report that all is well! Here we see none other than the questionably moral anal-missionary himself, chatting up a denizen of one of the many exotic locales he’s traversed in his long journey.
Poor thing doesn’t even know what she’s in for.
Spaceboy [Hugo Strikes Back]
Categories: Butts, The Legend Of Jimbles, Rail, Revenge, Rape, Space, Aliens
Posted at 4:26 pm on July 25, 2008
5 Comments -
I have gotta get me one of those helmets. Anybody know where they come from? Aside from the past, I mean.
Comment by scott — July 25, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
“our pint-sized paladin had departed on a noble quest to brutally rape all alien life in the universe.”
HAHAHA Oh wow…
Comment by Kingfisher — July 26, 2008 @ 2:39 am
With the warm sunny weather and you being all-greased-up in (possibly) tanning oil, is it possible that your medication does in fact need adjustments?
Keep well chilled!
Comment by Henk — July 27, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
I was there….I was an eleven year old kid from a small Oklahoma town who went to the Arrows to Atoms 50th Bi-Centennial in OKC and it was full of 50’s space stuff. I think I was almost probed by 3-D Danny the WKY Space Hero, my super secret ray gun did not deflect the evil Gaylord tv-pulse beams well enough.
Comment by FormerOkie — July 28, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
Sounds like Captain Jack Harkness as a child.
Comment by CJ — July 28, 2008 @ 1:37 pm