Noise du Jour: “Gorbachov” By ANJ
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
How many times I have fantasized about being Mikael Gorbachov I cannot say, but often I will find myself staring off into space, day-dreaming that I am the barbarian savior of Russia. With my mighty axe I cut a swath through the U.S.S.R., my rippling biceps, criss-crossed with veins, pump furiously like taut, fleshy pistons as I deal blood-soaked death to my enemies. With my laser vision I decimate the armies of zombie, Stalin impersonators, rending them limb from limb; freeing from their clutches the buxom, nubile nymphs of the hammer and sickle. Yes, it is for them — their bosoms heaving, their lips trembling with fear — that I, flush with the ancient and infinite power afforded me by The Mark emblazoned on my pate, rampage through the Motherland. It is for them that I bring soda from the West, and American denim.
And, oh, how grateful they are…
For the sake of decorum I feel that here would be a good place to stop. Besides, the stories of Gorbachov’s legendary sexual prowess and enormous genitalia are common knowledge. Alas, as will always be the case, I must awake from my reverie knowing that I am not Mikael Gorbachov. I cannot shoot lasers from my eyes, nor have I ever kicked someone hard enough to separate their head from their shoulders. No, I must live knowing those Soviet angels, their skin sticky and sweet from consuming Twinkies, will never welcome me into their arms, but this amazing ode to the man, from Russian metal mavens’ ANJ and director Tom Stern, is, I suppose, the next best thing.
GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER [Vimeo] : Thanks, Tim!
Categories: Nymphs, Russia, Noise du Jour
Posted at 10:23 am on July 10, 2008
4 Comments -
Awesome start to an awesome day.
Comment by racerabbit — July 10, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
Yeah! I love it!! If you had told me in 1960 that the Cold War would be over in 1989 –and that we would WIN it– I would never have believed it! Now look up Leningrad Cowboys and Sweet Home Alabama on uTube!
Comment by Mogothe Mugger — July 10, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
This should be required material in America’s pubic… er… public education.
I especially like the ad I’m seeing next to the comment box. “Meet your own STUNNING RUSSIAN GIRL TODAY!!” The video already had me convinced. Rawr.
Comment by mary — July 10, 2008 @ 9:04 pm
masterpiece - terrible song though
Comment by adsf — August 4, 2008 @ 1:13 pm