The Book Of Accidents

In presenting to his little readers “The Book of Accidents,” the Author conceives he cannot render a more important service to the rising generation and to parents, than by furnishing them with an account of the accidents to which Children, from their inexperience or carelessness, are liable. If generally studied it will save the lives of thousands, and relieve many families from the long and unavailing misery attendant on such occurrences.

So begins The Book of Accidents: Designed for Young Children, published in 1831, which catalogues an array of hellish contretemps that may or may not befall your children, or you if you happen to be a child. Indeed, if you are a child, this tome provides you with invaluable information such as:

• Playing “Firing Squad” with actual firearms may not be the wisest of ideas.
• Harassing dogs may lead to being disemboweled.
• Teapots filled with scalding water are not meant for pouring over yourself.
• Bother not the cook, lest ye be cooked.

Truly an eye opening read, it will, at the very least, make me think twice before partaking in the Annual Ectomo Rock Fight. That much is certain.

The Book of accidents; : designed for young children [Beinecke Rare Book & Manuscript Library] : Room 26 Cabinet of Curiosities