Moustache Monday: Suspicious Ice Cream
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
This particular anthropomorphized dessert treat strikes me as decidedly untrustworthy. There is something about his shifty look, his leering lean, and his perverse, lecherous moustache that is off-putting. Needless to say, I would not trust the cone around my children, unless I was hoping to be rid of them, in which case he seems like an ideal candidate for a babysitter.
ice cream cone [Flickr] uploaded by whizchickenonabun
Categories: Anthropomorphism, Moustache, Small Children, Food, Moustache Monday, Flickr
Posted at 9:02 am on June 30, 2008
3 Comments -
That is the second shadiest looking Ice Cream Cone I’ve ever seen.
The first, of course being the well known ice-cream-criminal Shifty “Pistachio Joe” McSleazycone.
Comment by Damien — June 30, 2008 @ 9:55 am
You’d be pretty shifty too if you were a delicious frozen treat. If he’s keeping a look out for small children, it’s only because he knows the little gits want him dead.
Comment by CJ — June 30, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
Yuck! There is ice cream on that dude’s mustache.
Comment by eltiburo — June 30, 2008 @ 4:52 pm