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6 Have Spoken

Talking Out the Side of Your Mouth

Posted by Eliza Gauger

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Depicted here is the extraordinarily rare Zombie-Faced Mermaid, a creature not unlike the flounder and the fiddler crab in its stunning asymmetry, and voracious appetite for sailor sex.


Photos From the 2008 Mermaid Parade: Drag, Burlesque, and Little Girls’ Parties
[And I Am Not Lying]


Categories: Handmaidens of the Tentacle, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Hedonism
Posted at 5:43 pm on June 23, 2008
6 Comments -

6 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    Ooooooo!! Munch my Brains, Baby!!! Then drag me down to your Darkest Depths to pluck my ribcage like a harp!!!!

    Comment by BobDog — June 23, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

    I marched in it & I did not see yonder merzombo. We were like 437, so I guess she was ways behind me.

    Comment by mordicai — June 23, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

    Yeah, I was there too…and didn’t see that chick. I would have remembered. Good photo too.

    Comment by eltiburo — June 23, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

    - That is an AmAziNg body paint job. [BP, right? ;(^^)] Can’t imagine what she went through putting all that on; time and such. (@ @) The split face just finishes it off. Definitely Worth it.

    Comment by KaT — June 24, 2008 @ 1:02 am

    I try to see this mermaid, but I can’t turn my eyes from the topless dude in the back.

    Comment by Ben — June 24, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

    While I’m sure it’s unintentional, she does do a striking impersonation of Mazikeen from the Sandman comics.

    Comment by Mr. Phil — June 25, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

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