Your Daily WTF: Look Out Sweet Chil’, Devil Pencil Gonna Eat Your Soul
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Listen child and heed my words: beware the Devil Pencil. Ignore its inviting rictal grin and resist the temptation to wrap its phallic body in your sweet, innocent embrace; for while the pleasures to be had are many, the price to be paid is high. The Devil Pencil loves you not. No! No, the Devil Pencil sees you as nothing more than delectable pabulum. Leering, its eyes glide over you, salivating at the thought of your delicious soul, its gaze leaving a glistening trail upon your lily-white, alabaster skin.
So flee, flee my darling from its perfidious promises, ignore its deceitful chicanery — for that is what it is, sorcery of the most vile sort; a false Elysium of cake and kites. Run fast and run far. Run until you can no longer see the Devil Pencil. Run until you forget.
Update: as jont vociferously points out in the comments a high quality version can be viewed here at the Savannah College of Art and Design’s website. Thanks!
the creepy pencil [Live Leak]
Categories: Drawings, Cake, Nymphets, Candy, Soul-Sucking Dread, WTF, Your Daily WTF, Horror
Posted at 11:10 am on June 20, 2008
10 Comments -
Because nothing pisses me off like the slew of uncredited videos that litter the internet, uploaded under headings like “cool shit” and “funny video lol”, I’d like to point out that this video was made by these people.
http://www.scadshorts.com/index.php?/shorts/may_2008/
Comment by jont — June 20, 2008 @ 11:20 am
That was fantastic, and thanks to jont for the original linkage! My #2 pencils are all creaing me out now
Comment by andreas — June 20, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
I’ve actually never liked pencils.
Comment by Narayana — June 20, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
His face looks remarkably similar to the “Who’s in my FRUIT CELLAR??” lady from Evil Dead 2 when she turns into that long necked thing. Hmmm…
Comment by Tim — June 20, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
Well. I’ll never sleep again, or use a pencil. Thank you Ross.
Comment by Giania — June 20, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
Giania’s got it right. That’s creepiest fucking thing I have yet seen.
Comment by John — June 20, 2008 @ 8:17 pm
Draw Spongebob!
Comment by ultimashroom — June 20, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
If you find that horny, woody pencil disturbing, don’t even think of watching the ‘making-of’ clip. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Comment by Optical — June 21, 2008 @ 4:04 am
Mechanical Pencils are the worst…
Comment by Scribler — June 21, 2008 @ 8:54 am
I would’ve drawn an impossible tribar.
Comment by Evil Jim — June 23, 2008 @ 3:58 am