The Midnight LOL Society: Mowin’
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Categories: The Midnight LOL Society, Obesity
Posted at 12:00 am on June 5, 2008
13 Comments -
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Categories: The Midnight LOL Society, Obesity
Posted at 12:00 am on June 5, 2008
13 Comments -
In sheer defiance of the World Wide Web Consortium's will, Ectomo was designed using a non-web-standard font. Luckily, it is included in the excellent font pack released by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, which can be freely downloaded in Mac and PC formats here. Ectomo should still look fine without it, though.
They see me mowin’
They hatin’…
Comment by Kingfisher — June 5, 2008 @ 12:13 am
WHY DO YOU HATE CRIPPLED PEOPLE ROSS?!
Comment by Qais Fulton — June 5, 2008 @ 12:22 am
Is that a wheelchair or one of those carts that lazy fat people ride in?
Comment by Robin L. — June 5, 2008 @ 1:35 am
By all the stars and shadows, this is the most ridiculous and idiotic picture I’ve seen… well, maybe not, but still.
Droog Fulton’s comment uttered above makes me wonder. Indeed, why do I hate crippled people? Is it because, in America, when you’re viciously and nauseatingly obese you’re considered handicapped and are allowed to use the blue parking spaces close to the front doors of the nearest ‘burb Walmart rather than walk your bloated, rotting carcass to opposite end of the parking lot? I think so, and this sick individual needs to be put down and fed to the pigs.
Oooooh, I think I’m a little bitter…
Comment by Epheros — June 5, 2008 @ 1:44 am
I feel bad laughing at that. Overweight handicapped people gots t’ mow too, son! Dayum!
Comment by Sharpless — June 5, 2008 @ 2:57 am
I would maintain that this woman is far from “handicapped”. Indeed, she has made herself into something more than human; a nimble, death-dealing tank, replete with Spinning Blades of DOOM™. I do not hate this woman; I fear her.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — June 5, 2008 @ 9:10 am
Comment by dean — June 5, 2008 @ 9:24 am
Mondoshawan Motorcycle.
Comment by Aetsen — June 5, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
I just wonder why she doesn’t have a riding lawnmower
Comment by Dr Squid — June 5, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
Ross, you owe me another bottle of beer. I just sprayed this one across both of my monitors and my keyboard.
Comment by Oni — June 5, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
At least she’s eco-friendly, that’s a Craftsman ELECTRIC Mower. Spinning Blades O’ DOOM, indeed!
Comment by BobDog — June 5, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
…uh. Yeah. I hadn’t dropped by here in a while so I hadn’t realized the quality of material had slid to the www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com level.
Classy, guys. Real classy.
And whether this woman is handicapped or not… I thought people were starting to figure out that morbid obesity is generally linked to physical or psychological causes. Doesn’t just happen because people can’t demonstrate the admirable restraint of all you slim, toned paragons of fitness out there in ectomoland.
Comment by Steve D — June 6, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Obvious troll is obvious. Back under your bridge, please.
Comment by Oni — June 7, 2008 @ 3:37 pm