“Doctor, What Can You Do For Pop?”
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Has an elderly member of your family recently gone from berating kids for standing on their lawn to berating unicorns instead? When you visit do they brandish their cane and swear to defend their special, magic combs to the death? If so, remember:
“For prompt control of the agitated, belligerent senile…THORAZINE”
Thorazine for senility [Bonkers Institute] : Of Two Minds
Categories: The Elderly, drugs!, Medicine, Ads, Advertising
Posted at 2:42 pm on May 20, 2008
4 Comments -
It should say, “also available: tablets, syrup, suppositories, and dart-gun”.
With cane-fu like Pop’s, you might not be able to get close enough to administer the suppositories.
Comment by jneil — May 20, 2008 @ 5:38 pm
that’s okay… just run down the stairs… if he follows you, brandishing his cane, he’ll likely fall, break a hip, and pass out from the agonizing pain. then you’ll surely be on the low road to lower-intestine-town!
Comment by zanbowser — May 21, 2008 @ 6:21 am
Why the hell do you think he’s agitated and belligerent?
I’d be agitated and belligerent if my kids were trying to stick pills up my arse.
Comment by cha0tic — May 22, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
This is awesome! I love the picture of the guy with the cane. However, I also wouldn’t want to administer a suppository - I wouldn’t want to HAVE one administered, either. Hell, I could be the cane wielding grandpa!
Comment by Bearded Dave — May 23, 2008 @ 4:21 am