The Midnight LOL Society: FEED ME!
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Categories: Obesity, The Midnight LOL Society, WTF, Food, Horror, Gurls Gurls Gurls, America
Posted at 12:00 am on May 19, 2008
34 Comments -
Destructoid | TomoPop | MiamiNights | PopRox | Ectoplasmosis!
EW. I had NO idea that hairless apes could get THAT disgusting.
If people like that don’t help encourage a diet, nothing will!
*SHUDDER* …. *PUKE*
Comment by Grisella — May 19, 2008 @ 12:44 am
I can’t tear my eyes away. The underwear is especially hypnotic. It’s like an illustration in the Necronomicon.
Comment by Rit — May 19, 2008 @ 1:09 am
What you don’t know is that those aren’t actually a thong, just a really stretched out pair of normal mens black boxers.
Comment by Joe Shadows — May 19, 2008 @ 2:07 am
If that’s the case, I want some of that material. To be able to withstand that much stress… You could make body armor out of it.
Comment by Kingfisher — May 19, 2008 @ 2:40 am
Disgusting!
Comment by Henrik — May 19, 2008 @ 3:03 am
The harpoons. Man them.
That is all.
Comment by InvasiveInfection — May 19, 2008 @ 3:40 am
I’d hit it…
Comment by eltiburo — May 19, 2008 @ 4:40 am
…like the fist of an angry god, eltiburo.
also, airstrike. /thread
Comment by zanbowser — May 19, 2008 @ 5:23 am
Poor, poor girl…
Comment by Blaatann — May 19, 2008 @ 5:50 am
what a brilliant Aquafina ad.
Comment by zombegone — May 19, 2008 @ 6:16 am
My eyes…they burn…
Comment by Daniel — May 19, 2008 @ 6:56 am
The stencil of the bird looks like it is about to grab a lost potato chip from her arse crack
Comment by Garett Smith — May 19, 2008 @ 9:35 am
I’ve said this about multiple things but it is a sentiment required yet again and I’ll put it as elegantly as possible, “What has been seen cannot be unseen.”
Comment by Sean Grimm — May 19, 2008 @ 10:18 am
looks like she’s trying to tip the machine over.
Comment by minty scorpion — May 19, 2008 @ 10:24 am
*sigh*
This makes me feel SO guilty. I mean, I really wanna laugh at her but I know it’s terribly wrong to do it.
Comment by scott — May 19, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Check it out, the new Starbuck’s bottled frappicino ad - I didn’t know they sponsered the new Hulk movie.
“Unleash your rage!!”
Comment by epheros — May 19, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Being a photographer, I generally don’t like the idea of mobile phone camera, but a shot like this is definitely an excuse for the poor quality. Poor, poor girl… but very, very funny!
Comment by Nick Popov — May 19, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
Rather than unsubscribing, I’ve used Yahoo Pipes to remove Midnight LOL Society posts from the ectoplasmosis RSS feed. Isn’t technology fun?
Comment by zozo — May 19, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Wow, her way-too-tight pants act as a sort of push-up bra for her ass meat. Fascinating.
Comment by B — May 19, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
Epheros,
Clearly you can’t tell a Fourbucks coffee from a Yoohoo bottle.
You have failed….
Clearly the gates are opening wider to let loose this colossal monster out into this dimension. It’s only a matter of time before a much more massive bulk oozes forth from that primaordial dimension, where Lovecraft clearly saw the horror of “Unnatural Curves that wholly elude the thoughts of normal mankind”
-Aza
Comment by Azathoth — May 19, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
If you guys were in #ectomo this morning, you could have seen her sans those oppressive clothes.
Which is to say,
FUCK YOU ROSS
Comment by chesh — May 19, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
This wrong on some many levels.
Are you guys sure this isn’t a pic for the next City of Pillars chapter?
Comment by mad bill — May 19, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
Man, that’s a serious badonka-don’t!
Comment by jneil — May 19, 2008 @ 6:51 pm
Monica, you’ve really let yourself go…
Comment by Rick — May 19, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
@Aza - I was merely pointing out the one bottle nearly in front of her face, the one tipped over dangling like flacid love rod, looks clearly to be a Starbucks bottle, though I suppose I could be wrong. But, I will concede that you may be right as to her intentions of acquiring a bottle or five from the rows of Yoohoo just in front of her prestigious belly. The perspective those bottles are suffering to witness, thank the elder gods that they are simply objects, should curdle their flavor by factor of one million.
I would hate to see this beast confronted by the prospect of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or Moon Pie glinting through the plexiglass.
Comment by Epheros — May 19, 2008 @ 9:34 pm
MOM!
Comment by revston — May 19, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Eww.
And poor lady, she has no sense at all.
Also, “in Brazil we have not that”.
Comment by Saoki — May 20, 2008 @ 12:37 am
Intense Milks!
Comment by Evil Jim — May 20, 2008 @ 3:30 am
I almost sprayed tea all over the place when I saw this article, because as hard as this may seem, I think I know the amorphous blob that is depicted in this photograph.
First of all, the “girl” I know and the “girl” in the picture both have exactly the same… I was going to type “physique”, but I think “shape” is a far more accurate term; they also share exactly the same hairstyle. But I think the most compelling fact that has led me conclude that they are one in the same is that the person I know RECENTLY WENT TO AMERICA ON HOLIDAY. If there is a photo of her face I could confirm it.
Comment by Gruntfuttock — May 20, 2008 @ 8:12 am
It puts the Pringles in the basket!
Comment by SM — May 20, 2008 @ 10:41 am
Epheros and Aza,
Technically speaking, you are both wrong. That’s chocolate milk in that machine. I say technically because Yoohoo technically isn’t chocolate milk. More like chocolate water with a couple tablespoons of milk.
Judging by the different colored caps, I would venture to guess the red (right hand side) is whole milk, brown is 2% and yellow is “low fat” or skim variety. If that is the case, it adds a little more irony and thus humor to the picture (though there would be even more if she was going after the skim).
That said, the woman’s like a train wreck. As gruesome as it is, you can’t help but stare.
Comment by Sydney — May 20, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
omg ….. the … blubber … either shes a beached whale or a lost cow that has some how managed to meander off the pasture and walk on 2 feet.
Keep the childern away for else she might think they are small snacks and eat them
Comment by Devlin — May 21, 2008 @ 1:09 am
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No one has seen fit to mention what appears to be a stroller in the foreground. Are we to assume this woman is someone’s mother? I do know the rest of the story; she is at a highway rest stop, waiting to meet her internet lover. That one may buy low-rise jeans in size 32 somehow does not surprise me. That they stay up at all, does.
Comment by DC — May 23, 2008 @ 10:42 am