The Midnight LOL Society: The Price Of Addiction
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Categories: Childhood, Cookies, Guns, The Midnight LOL Society, Violence, Addiction
Posted at 12:00 am on May 9, 2008
8 Comments -
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COOKIE MONSTER: GIVE ME THE FUCKING COOKIE NOW, MOTHER FUCKER!
Crybaby: [blubbering] I don’t have your cookie, man…
COOKIE MONSTER: DON’T FUCK WITH ME, FUCKER, JUST FUCKING GIVE ME THE MOTHER-FUCKING COOKIE FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Crybaby: [screeching] I don’t have it! I don’t know what you want!
COOKIE MONSTER: WHY, YOU FUCKING LITTLE FUCKER, I’LL BLOW YOUR FUCKSTICK FUCKING CLEAN THROUGH THE FUCKING BACK OF THAT FUCKING COUCH. GIVE ME THE FUCKING COOKIE.
Crybaby: [barely coherent] I don’t have it I don’t have it I don’t have it please dont shoot…
COOKIE MONSTER: WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING THINK I’M FUCKING BLIND? THAT FUCKING BIG-ARSE MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE YOU’RE FUCKING HIDING YOUR FUCKING FUCKSTICK BEHIND. I…WILL…FUCKING…SHOOT…YOU,…YOU…FUCKER.
Crybaby: [weeping whisper, rocking back and forth] It’s a cushion it’s a cushion it’s a cushion…
[silience]
[more silence]
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, right…That’s alright then…Carry on…
COOKIE MONSTER: Hey, can I have some of your popcorn chicken?
Crybaby: I…I’m not sure…there’s not much left…
COOKIE MONSTER: MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR! [BLAM!]
Comment by Montsnmags — May 9, 2008 @ 12:18 am
I had dreams like that all through puberty.
Comment by CJ — May 9, 2008 @ 1:07 am
Oh that’s that HAWAIIAN burger joint. My girlfriend’s a vegetarian so that pretty much makes me a vegetarian too.
Comment by eltiburo — May 9, 2008 @ 1:30 am
That is not a real gun.
Comment by Tao — May 9, 2008 @ 4:59 am
and you think that’s a real muppet then, do you?:)
Comment by Andy — May 9, 2008 @ 5:09 am
Jesus, just give the monster a goddamn cookie!!!
Comment by Jilder — May 9, 2008 @ 5:47 am
COOKIE, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Comment by Kingfisher — May 9, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
So you gave Ms. Piggy a hoof-job, uh, motherfucker?
BLAM BLAM
Comment by Optical — May 12, 2008 @ 1:24 am