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Cthulhu Cthursday: Politics

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

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I’ll be honest, I can’t even bear to watch the news anymore. For those of you who don’t live in America the current contest to decide the next president has been going on, non-stop, here for about two years now. It is a constant barrage of sound-bites, platitudes, and nonsense. At this point satire isn’t even enough to get me to pay much attention. You too may be tired of it, even you who live in the parts of the world that our children are taught is simply called Not America. It is a disturbing trend in politics that most public official’s time seems to be spent in preparation for the next contest.

That said, however, at least there is one candidate who has the resources and ability to end this horrid cycle of Paid For advertisements and trite slogans. Ectomo is not political. We do not endorse candidates here nor do we wish to influence your decision, argue your chosen candidate’s merits, or win you over to our point of view. No, really all we want you to know is that we have accepted the inevitable, that it is not so much about change as it is about fate. You may argue amongst yourselves about who the best person for the job is but in the end it’s not going to matter. When he wakes up, we’ll all be food anyway.

The Stars Are Right [Flickr] uploaded by xtopher42 : Thanks, Christopher!


Categories: Politics, Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthursday, Flickr
Posted at 9:42 am on April 10, 2008
3 Comments -

3 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    I marinade myself in anticipation, thus I will taste sweeter for Cthulhu on that glorious day I am eaten.

    Well I’m not exactly marinading myself in actual anticipation. More like soaking myself in Rum, Cider and Curry.

    Comment by cha0tic — April 10, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

    Why settle for the lesser Evil?

    Comment by CTHILLARY's minion — April 11, 2008 @ 12:14 am

    The stars are right indeed. Next White House tenant will get to greet the End Times. Such an honor.

    ‘Not America’. That made me LOL, and I’m not even a cat.

    Comment by Optical — April 12, 2008 @ 1:54 am

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