30 Have Spoken

The Midnight LOL Society: Have No Fear, I’m From The Internets

Posted by Ross Rosenberg

Categories: The Midnight LOL Society, Something Awful, Vigilantism, WTF, Photography
Posted at 12:00 am on April 1, 2008
30 Comments -

30 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

Great, nightmare fuel before bed. Warren Ellis at least has the decency of giving a warning before posting stuff like this.

Comment by Rob H. — April 1, 2008 @ 12:51 am

would you get a look at that guy?!

Comment by spacecadetjoe — April 1, 2008 @ 1:09 am

Damn! And to think I already masturbated tonight.

Comment by Foul Bastard — April 1, 2008 @ 1:21 am

WAAAH! NO

Comment by Giania — April 1, 2008 @ 1:21 am

Coming to a mall near you…

Comment by pml — April 1, 2008 @ 1:27 am

Mummy?

Comment by pharmacopaeia — April 1, 2008 @ 1:39 am

Flashing colors don’t cause me to break in epyleptic fits, but this… this.. .

*gnaws at flesh on right hand, trying to make it move, make it… click… away…*

Comment by Optical — April 1, 2008 @ 1:59 am

Helloooooooooo NURSE

Comment by Mercy — April 1, 2008 @ 2:34 am

16/f/cali

“…now comes with adjustable left arm, real LIGHTER-action included, and two clips of ammunition glued together.. Rated X — for Xcitement”
“VISTA not included”
“Choking Hazard”

Comment by wedge faraway — April 1, 2008 @ 5:05 am

What’s with the fish on his desktop wallpaper? Do I want to know?!

Comment by Dan — April 1, 2008 @ 5:24 am

This is one of those “why can I not unsee things” moments

Now to send this link to as many easily offended people as possible

Comment by reno — April 1, 2008 @ 6:01 am

He’d make an excellent Klingon.

Comment by Nathan — April 1, 2008 @ 7:26 am

Ahh, good ol’ Aperture Science from the Something Awful “The Firing Range” forum. Just posted yesterday morning, and already lowering SAN in the general ‘Net.

There are more pics in his “Broke-Ass Gat” thread there. Ye have been WARNED!

Comment by Ygolonac — April 1, 2008 @ 8:33 am

dear god… can’t. stop. staring…

Comment by dean — April 1, 2008 @ 9:48 am

I think I dated that. Or one of its progeny. He could do things with his tongue that suggested quite strongly he may have in fact had two tongues. One stolen from a giraffe. Remember ladies, ugly men try harder.

Comment by Jilder — April 1, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

Nice try, but I just got back from Norwescon.

Comment by Rit — April 1, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

Oh my god, ain’t that a beauty!?

Comment by Jajje — April 1, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

It’s images like this that inspired Lovecraft to create the Old Ones.

Comment by David — April 1, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

This is pure awesome.

The something awful thread has more pics
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething1.jpg

Lets get it THONG!
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/glockass2.jpg

the calendar spread…
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/august2009-thumb.jpg

Comment by john — April 2, 2008 @ 5:46 am

No. Whatever he wants, no.

Comment by Evil Jim — April 2, 2008 @ 5:49 am

This my friends is the begining of the end.

Comment by Lieutenant of Barad-dûr — April 2, 2008 @ 8:38 am

holy god! ok, i get the uzi, the knife, the belts, excessive body hair, the neck curtains, the black beanbag hammock, & the pose … but the boots? why the boots, man? come on!

Comment by otep — April 2, 2008 @ 5:31 pm