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7 Have Spoken

Overheard in #ectomo: Sleep Eating

Posted by Eliza Gauger

obese.jpgQais: It was weird.
Qais: I came to on my couch with a handful of crumbled saltines and a mouthful of half-chewed saltines.
Qais: Never happened to me before.
Ross: ? http://tinyurl.com/yv9zvt
Eliza: Dude, what the FUCK.
Ross: No one should pass out while eating.
Eliza: Okay, yes, Ross now only communicates in cat macros, but he really said everything I was hoping to.
Qais: I didn’t pass out while eating.
Qais: I was asleep in my bed.
Qais: I woke up on my couch, eating crackers.
Eliza: Sleep eating is a symptom of morbid obesity.
Eliza: Or maybe it’s the other way around, I forget.
Qais: I do like crackers.
Eliza: Anyway, the point we’re all trying to make here is that you’re weird. And probably fat.
Eliza: Ross, back me up here.
Ross: ^^


Categories: #ectomo, Obesity
Posted at 2:47 pm on March 6, 2008
7 Comments -

7 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    could this be ambien-related, or do the the saltines need to be behind a combination lock?

    Comment by Paul — March 6, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

    I dunno. Maybe he just really likes crackers.

    Comment by Eliza Gauger — March 6, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

    nom nom nom… hzzWHAT?! suddenly, bananas! thousands of them!… zzzzzzz… nom

    Comment by zanbowser — March 6, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

    this was a nice read. I want more conversations filled posts.

    Comment by cocor — March 6, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    I’d sleep with all three of you.

    Comment by Ry Tron, former Ninja-bot — March 6, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    Cocor, join us in Ectochat.

    Comment by chesh — March 7, 2008 @ 1:34 am

    I do like crackers.

    Comment by Qais Fulton — March 7, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

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