Moustache Monday: Dastardly Moustaches Or The Facial Hair Of Scapegoats

Above are two gentleman, Daniel Navarro and Jose Luis Sanchez, arrested in connection with the torture of cows, which led to the recall of one hundred forty three million pounds of beef, the largest in U.S. history. I’ll admit, when I heard of cows being tortured I expected to see amateur photographs of hooded bovines attached to car batteries with electrodes and wire. However, there are pictures of cows pausing “while eating at a farm in Sunnyside, Washington” perhaps to chew or perhaps to contemplate the mysteries of life and the impact of government corruption and impotent federal guidelines upon the lives of its people.

Alas, I can’t help but feel that the two moustachioed suspects above may only be pawns in a larger, delicately marbled and tender game. My only regret is that Ectomo’s font, unlike The Consumerist’s, does not allow me to properly convey the apoplectic outrage, and adrenaline fueled frothing at the mouth of someone who has just kicked a minimum wage Circuit City employee in the teeth for not honoring an expired coupon. Perhaps a redesign will allow me to properly bring injustices such as this to you, my dear readers, in the future.

U.S. sees largest meat recall in history [Yahoo! News] : The Consumerist : Thanks, John!