Teenage mutha!
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
“It happens two hunred an’ fifty thousan’ times a yea’. Where is your daughta tonight?”
Fifteen year-old Arlene-Sue is irresistible. She knows that “you have to put out if you’re gonna get back”, and she’s gone “all the way”. She knows that the best way to get a man is by seductively feasting on fried chicken. “She turned brother against brutha” and it was going to catch up with her eventually. After a tryst with a trucker she’s chased down and taught a lesson by an entire gang. Thankfully, we are informed that once we follow fifteen year-old Arlene-Sue as she gets into trouble we’ll also join her as she is educated about pregnancy, ostensibly by a woman who interned under Ilsa during her stint with the SS. The saga of Arlene-Sue is the story of our time. It is not to be missed.
“Teenage mutha! Means nine months of trouble.”
Teenage Mother (1967) trailer [YouTube] : Hugo Strikes Back!
Categories: Medicine, Movies, Trailers, Sex, Lolitas
Posted at 2:54 pm on February 21, 2008
12 Comments -
I can’t no one’s commented on this yet. Let me be the first to say LMFAO.
TEENAGE MUTHA! NINE MONTHS OF TRUBBA!
Also, am i the only one who thinks she slightly resembled Ricki Lake in Hairspray?
Comment by 9 months of trubba! — February 21, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
I’ll be honest with you, I found the teacher to be far hotter — not that the girl (who I obviously assume was not 15 at the time) wasn’t a looker herself.
Comment by Sharpless — February 21, 2008 @ 6:48 pm
“Afterwards, there will be a breif lecture on how to use our bodies.”
I shudder to think.
Comment by Andy — February 21, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
Man, she sure does eat that chicken leg all sexXxy-like!
Comment by racerabbit — February 21, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
Y’know, the way you spelled out the accent on it, I figured that it was actually a rap video.
Comment by chesh — February 22, 2008 @ 1:31 am
And actually, the music during the gang rape scene would be a pretty good backing track.
Comment by chesh — February 22, 2008 @ 1:32 am
I love how sexily she spreads chicken grease all over the face of her hapless, hypnotized seductee.
Comment by zamstar — February 22, 2008 @ 3:39 am
It is hard to resist the chicken, when she reaches down into the bucket and pulls that greasy bird to her lips… Good times. A woman tried that on me once. In principle I try to be faithful, but you can’t resist such temptation. Its like a perverted trailmix of ecstasy, viagra, spanish penguin fly and that first love that nobody ever gets over.
Comment by Hlaode — February 22, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Juno: The Original Cut.
Comment by Mish — February 22, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
Breaking box office records?!?!!
Is it just me or is that totally absurd?
Comment by clacker — February 22, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
They didn’t say which records.
Comment by Ryan — February 23, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
So that’s what happened to Arlene Sue! I wondered about it for years.
Comment by Mogo the Mugger — February 25, 2008 @ 2:06 am