Romeo sans Juliet

Before your eyes is the pinnacle of human achievement, one Romeo Dev. A man whom, while obviously shortchanged in stature, has an undeniably otherwordly ardor about him. And really, why should he not? Were you the height and weight of an average pre-adolescent child, and still able to rend your enemies limb from limb, would you not strut in the manner of a peacock? Would you not smile sadly as you imagined the oncoming storm of your adorably tiny monstrous rage? I submit that you would, and that the world would tremble at your feet as it does Romeo’s.

Romeo Dev [The Telegraph : Del.icio.us]