Moustache Monday: We’re Here, We’re Queer, We’re Full of Thetans

We’re Here, We’re Queer, We’re Full of Thetans, originally uploaded by Ectomo.

The official stance of the Church of Scientology on homosexuals:

“The only answers would seem to be the permanent quarantine of such persons from society to avoid the contagion of their insanities and the general turbulence which they bring to any order, thus forcing it lower on the scale, or processing such persons until they have attained a level on the tone scale which gives them value.”

Although official statements have been released that this is no longer the case, and that Scientology in fact does not care about the sexual practices of its members, I am inclined to doubt them. The Fair Game policy of Scientologists states that any church member may lie, cheat, or steal to destroy the enemies of the church. Misinformation is standard operation procedure.