Noise du Jour: “Bitches Ain’t Shit” By Ben Folds Five
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
There is nothing more ruinous to a man’s good name than finding out, upon his release from white collar prison for questionable accounting practices, that his Lady may, in fact, be having intimate relations with another man, and one who is a member of his own family at that. Certainly it is understandable then that he should decide to retain his honour with pistols at dawn and, while I am no great fan of Mr. Folds, or his Five, they do a most satisfactory job of eulogizing the event. Credit must go to Doctor Dre, M.D. and Monsieur Doggy Dogg for provided the original poem.
Literal meaning of Bitches Ain’t Shit by Ben Folds [YouTube]
Categories: Bitches, Violence, Noise du Jour
Posted at 10:10 am on February 8, 2008
5 Comments -
Despite your dislike of Ben Folds (GASP), you earned brownie points with this one. Still, I would have any one of the three of the so called Five’s babies.
Comment by monkey — February 8, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
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Pingback by nortypig » Blog Archive » Ectoplasmosis — February 8, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
Ahh, once again, a solid reminder that Ben Folds Five is absolute crap.
Comment by Chiablo — February 8, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
Ben Folds Five broke up eight years ago, so.
Comment by Graham — February 9, 2008 @ 6:51 am
I realize that this is nitpicking, but this was done by Ben sans the Five.
Comment by Jim M. — February 10, 2008 @ 4:09 am