He Just Wants Someone To Love On Him
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Meet Danny. Danny is lonely. Danny just wants to meet a woman; a woman who’s attractive. She should have features like eyes, legs, and, perhaps, automatic windows or at least a cup holder. Danny wants to take you out on a romantic date, complete with a candlelight dinner, roses, hand holding, music, and, because he knows how you women folk jibber-jabber, lots of talking. On the beach. He has a wild streak as well, once having run across the street without looking. He’s a wild man alright.
Watching this video I wonder just how closely related the man’s parents were or if the place where they made their home was riddled with high levels of radiation. I also wonder just how honest Danny is being in this video. Does the key to the city of his town even exist? Does he really want to talk or is he just looking for a real life woman to replace he crusty, worn blow-up doll? Lastly, do specific features matter or does he just need them to fill out the ever growing collection of body parts he stores in his basement?
pathetic dating video [YouTube] : Dethroner : Esquire
Categories: Ads, Lunatics, Masturbation, Psychos, Sex, Real Dolls, America
Posted at 1:09 pm on January 30, 2008
6 Comments -
Hey man, there’s someone for everyone.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend.
Comment by the_dannobot — January 30, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
Dude, not everyone gets to be a gangsta.
But he’s certainly got the key to the city of his town!
Comment by Rit — January 30, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
This is not cool. Making fun of autistic people or whatever this guy has is never cool. c’mon folks.
Comment by Cavemonster — January 30, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Cavemonster is right. This man seems to have some sort of developmental issue. He does not seem to be rich and/or a terrible person. But it really is kinda pathetic.
I chuckled, then I felt bad for chuckling. But I’d really like to see his town, which I hear has a city inside of it. I guess that’s kinda like the whole thing with Rome and the Vatican, just smaller.
Comment by Angry Sam — January 30, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
Yeah, this guy is not all there, not cool.
Comment by Pete — January 31, 2008 @ 2:01 am
Oh, I just assumed Cavemonster was being ironic.
The Rain Man dating game show, who wouldn’t watch it?
Comment by D — January 31, 2008 @ 8:38 am