Stylish Self Defense
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Gentleman, don’t let your quest to restore your honour by slaying your wife’s lover be an excuse not to be fashionable. Likewise, ladies, it does one no good to be able to defend your chastity from a groping ruffian if you do not look good doing it. It is therefore imperative that you accessorise with only the most elegant of concealed firearms, whether it be an understated pistol ring or smart watch pistol.
curios and antik guns [Club Littlegun] : Scribal Terror
Categories: Vintage, Asteriskpunk, Vigilantism, Victorianism, Violence, Fashion
Posted at 12:33 pm on January 21, 2008
3 Comments -
I’ve often wondered why no one has thought of putting a small pistol round into one of those mini maglites. I mean, it is essentially an aluminum barrel to begin with. With a few cheap parts you could probably reinforce it to the point of being safe and reusable, all the while have a still functioning flashlight.
For that matter, It surprises me there isn’t someone paranoid enough out there to put a line of .22 rounds under the handle to their car door in such a way that it would arm with alarm and fire whenever someone tried the door handle without disarming the alarm. I’m not saying it isn’t a disfiguringly bad idea simply that it would be nice if someone would take one for the team and try it so I could read about it on the internet.
The ring admittedly looks very cool though.
Comment by Hlaode — January 21, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
How did you guys totally overlook the mentioning of the “Weapon for handicapped” or the “Crucifix pistol,” those caught my attention the second I clicked into that page.
Imagine carrying a golden crucifix around with you on the streets then a man jumps out and demands your wallet so you shoot him in the eye with your holy pistol then look down at the tiny crucified Jesus as the man lays twitching on the ground gurgling his own blood, you notice the tiny golden Jesus wink at you.
Comment by sean grimm — January 21, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
What does this have to do with mustaches? It is Monday isn’t it?
How about a mustache gun?
Comment by Sharky — January 21, 2008 @ 2:16 pm