Your Daily WTF: The Zoo Race

Hannah, a librarian, has no respect for religion. None. This smug book dominatrix laughed at Reuben and his insipid belief in Noah and the Great Flood, but who’s laughing now? Reuben, that’s who. Reuben and God, because Reuben decides to challenge Hannah to a race, and after doing so, he seems to defecate behind a bookshelf. Then they, along with mute friends Priscilla and Cain, are transformed into a scarf wearing horse, a rhinoceros who wears a beanie and honks like a goose, if said goose was having its testicles squeezed in a vice, a pig in a top hat, and, lastly, a cougar who, of course, dons a pirate hat and an eye-patch. Then the race begins.

They race through water and they race on land. They dodge exploding barrels and exploding balloons. They weave through animal-crushing pillars and hide searing flames. OH, and they fly! They shoot themselves out of cannons and ride missiles! Then, at the end, they have a big disco dance party with Noah while a disco Ark of the Covenant shoots multi-colored lights out onto the dance floor. Why you ask?

Because fuck you, that’s why.

The Zoo Race [Cougar Interactive] : YouTube : Thanks to Timfastic