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An Honorable Death

Posted by Qais Fulton

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On any given day you can turn on the news, read a feed, or simply walk in the world around you and observe the myriad ways in which our fellow man meet their maker. Freak pig bathing accidents, shampoo bottle intimacy gone horribly wrong, or getting caught in Eliza’s path on all you can eat pork day; all fairly common ways to die, none of which really bring honor to the victim. But to die in the slimy grip of a tentacle, even while suffering the indignity of an octopi’s curious limb, is a death worthy of even the most heroic that stalk the hallowed halls of Valhalla.

Josh Taylor [Juxtapoz]


Categories: Bonings, Death, Pig, Cephalopods, Tentacles, Horror
Posted at 5:08 pm on January 16, 2008
1 Comment -

IS THERE BUT ONE VOICE?

    This is what happened to the men who tried to come between the women in Yuji Moriguchi’s paintings, and their cephaloplod lovers.

    My fellow XY-reprobates, we have been warned.

    Comment by racerabbit — January 16, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

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