“Best Party Ever”
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
Meet Corey Delaney, 16 of Melbourne, Australia and his “famous” glasses. Corey is being interviewed by a stern, buxom blond because he threw a party while his parents were on vacation, and when young Master Delaney throws a party, sometimes it involves over five hundred people and requires the attention of thirty police officers, a police helicopter, and the police dog squad. The raucous party goers caused an estimated twenty thousand dollars in damage which Corey or, more likely, Mr. and Mrs. Delaney may have to pay for.
Corey, for his part and to the frustration of the aforementioned buxom anchorwoman, seems unrepentant, and really, why should he? Shirtless, so as to better show off his single, pierced nipple, wearing a hat that he may have taken from a preteen girl or a mentally retarded woman, and glasses which are, as mentioned earlier, “famous” he has his whole life ahead of him. The world is his drunken oyster.
It makes me glad then, dear readers, that I do not live in a country, colonized by murderers, rapists, and thieves, that would produce a jackass of Corey Delaney’s caliber and instead live in a country, colonized by religious zealots who wanted to outlaw Christmas and which has never, ever, afforded people the liberty of such spectacular idiocy.
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Categories: Parties, Alcohol, Booze, Irony, Television, Idiots, Hedonism, Gurls Gurls Gurls, Losers, Boys Boys Boys, Fashion
Posted at 11:31 am on January 15, 2008
12 Comments -
While I agree that he was (is) a complete dolt and ought to have sense enough to understand what’s happened, I have to say that listening to the newscaster attempt to parent him in the span of a 3 minute interview is weird.
Comment by scott — January 15, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
That was just bizarre, who does that woman think she is?
It doesn’t sound like anything too out of the ordinary, except that the party got out of hand. The kid wasn’t even being a jackass to the interviewer until she started badgering him. “They have, they love it.” Kudos to him for keeping his head.
Comment by Benjamin Rooney — January 15, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
Benjamin - I agree that the newswoman is going a poor job of interviewing him by simply turning into a mother scolding a child but saying this kid kept his head is giving him far, far too much credit. What he is doing is being a cocky sixteen year old who feels confident that not only does he not bear responsibility for his actions but that any consequences will be served to his parents, not him. Plus, now he’ll be cool, right? :P
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — January 15, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Jerks all around!
Comment by Rit — January 15, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
this guy is f’in awesome. funniest thing on this site yet. dunno why ectoplasmosis is postin it tho. it’s got nuttin to do with fringe art or octopuses…
Comment by des — January 15, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
He won’t take his glasses off because he is halfway through his Deep One transformation.
Comment by Sharky — January 15, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
I take exception to your generalisation of Australia as being colonized by murderers, rapists and thieves. One of my convict forebears was subsequently acquitted of the murder conviction (alas, his “Get out of gaol free” card didn’t come with return-fare to the Old Dart) and another was more into white-breaches fraud (like white-collar fraud, but with more bosom ruffles).
Interestingly, another of my forebears was technically a murderer, but then, she was a blue-ringed octopus. She was a founding member of the Country Women’s Association, and known for her excellent Lamingtons (said to be an absolute delight to the tastebuds, though unfortunately the jam filling, mixed by hand…err, tentacle, will kill you in 15 seconds). True story.
Comment by Montsnmags — January 15, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
I also take exception to the claim that Australia is exclusively populated by the offspring of murderers, thieves and rapists. All of my ancestors were kicked out of Ireland for being too drunk, and when you’re too drunk for Ireland there’s nothing left for you but the Antipodes.
I believe the fellow above is a prime example of what generations of breeding among congenital drunks can achieve.
Also, the clip seems to have come from “A Current Affair”. For some perspective on the quality of “journalism”, check out some of the Chaser’s far more cutting appraisals.
Comment by Jilder — January 15, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
I will admit that the teenager there was a bit of a cocky one, but until you realise how trashy ‘A Current Affair’ is your view will be a bit one sided.
Secondly, you know you’ve always wanted to say “Proud to be a convict!” I unfortunately am an Australian who is descended from crimeless individuals… The shame!
Comment by DeformedM — January 16, 2008 @ 5:41 am
The longer the interview goes on, the more I like him, and the more I hate the stupid newscaster. She should be slapped.
Comment by Eliza Gauger — January 16, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
Hmm, as an “aussie”, maybe I should feel obligied to be all patriotic, but I suppose not. Any country has their wanker of the day, and the only thing I’m concerned about is the overdoing of the police force - come on, helicopters?!?
If anything, I’m worried about Australia becoming a police state (island). We need the freedom amongst the snakes, sharks, funnel spiders, crocodiles and drop-bears to throw a party and do things usually prohibited in other “free” countries. After all, getting bitten by a police dog isn’t too bad in comparison.
Comment by Cryptolizard — January 21, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
haha this lady is a joke!
Comment by dizzle — May 17, 2008 @ 7:10 pm