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Your Daily WTF: How Many Naked Japanese Schoolgirls Can You Cram Into A Phonebooth?

Posted by John Brownlee

From our experience in Japan, Eliza and I find this video to be very similar to getting on a Tokyo subway, except replace exhausted salarymen on the cusp of a nervous breakdown with naked schoolgirls.

It’s the cacophony of high-pitched, bird-like squealing that fills the phone booth like a crystal atrium full of magpies that makes it for me. Mushi mushi!

Not safe for work, obviously.

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Categories: Naked Schoolgirls, Your Daily WTF, Japan, Clips, Lolitas
Posted at 5:38 am on December 7, 2007
24 Comments -

24 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    I’ve never seen a footage involving naked japanese girls more far from sex than this thing. And I’ve seen many…

    Comment by Camillo Miller — December 7, 2007 @ 6:20 am

    Oh I’m so proud of my daughter. She was the one with her tits smeared against the window, her vagina pressed up close to the nearest pair of buttocks, and her head squashed between another girls thighs. Sigh.

    Comment by Scott — December 7, 2007 @ 6:21 am

    Is it my imagination or do the Japanese seem to have a lot of time on their hands?

    Comment by Sharpless — December 7, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

    I usually try to throw up a translation of sorts when Ectomo is kind enough to link to Japanese material, but this time my years of training are essentially useless. If you know that “dai-jo-bu?” means “are you okay?”, “osu!” means “push!” and “orimasu” means “get off!” you can basically translate the whole thing for yourself.

    If only this sport would catch on. Finally, a chance for anorexic quadruple amputees to shine.

    Comment by Benjamin Rooney — December 7, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

    I’ve asked that question many times myself, but sadly the answer is always the same…Not nearly enough of them. Team two had the worse strategy, but better crotch shots so I guess its a trade off. Cramming a busload of naked schoolgirls into tight places is surprisingly hot, if only there was a website to cater to my newfound interest.

    Comment by Hlaode — December 7, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

    Well, that doesn’t look very comfortable.

    Comment by Mike — December 7, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

    Fedex label and it’s good to go.

    Comment by zamstar — December 7, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

    1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 15!!! naked schoolgirls! nyahahahahahahahahah!

    Comment by MaicroDrop — December 7, 2007 @ 5:34 pm

    These ladies probably never even saw a phone booth before they were told they had to strip down and cram into one.

    Comment by revston — December 7, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

    What the hell, Japan??!

    Tho’ I agree with the first commenter. It’s rare (& nice) to see something with nudity in Japan that doesn’t involve sex or tentacles… or both.

    Comment by Evil Jim — December 8, 2007 @ 6:54 am

    Nice, but why censor the nethers? Thats the best part!

    Comment by baracuda — December 9, 2007 @ 1:15 am

    The nether regions being censored is a Japanese ‘thing’. Even “tubgirl” for all her foulness, had her genitals censored. You can show damn near anything in adult Japanese material, except a womans woman part. AFAIK.

    Comment by Bill Vincent — December 9, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

    What if after they were all in the booth and the door is shut, someone in the middle rips a big nasty fart?

    Comment by Doodah Bagel — December 9, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

    […] az a kérdés, hogy vajon hány meztelen japán iskoláslány fér el egy telefonfülkében? 20 darab, egész pontosan. Ugye érzékelhet?, hogy NSFW mind a két téma? Posted by razor Filed in […]

    Pingback by Tentacle rape « … tuned to a dead channel — December 9, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

    I’m with Doodah. It Could only have been better if someone farted.

    Comment by N — December 11, 2007 @ 12:11 am

    Only thing missing from this clip is for the girls who didn’t fit into the booth to be dropped in a puddle of fluid MXC style.

    Comment by Bump — December 12, 2007 @ 12:53 am

    You could fit a lot more if you ground ‘em up first.

    Comment by asherael — December 13, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    Combination Fried Rice mmmmm

    Comment by slanty eye joe — December 14, 2007 @ 10:43 am

    you could fit more in if you greased them up with soy sauce

    Comment by colin farrel (yes the actor) — December 14, 2007 @ 10:46 am

    a phone both full of asians is like a box of chocolates you never know whAT YOUR GONNA GET

    Comment by TOM HANKS — December 14, 2007 @ 10:53 am

    I fap’d.

    Comment by Thomas — December 19, 2007 @ 6:32 pm

    So disappointing that the Japanese continually insist upon censoring genitalia. They have the coolest nudity and sex photos, videos, animation, comics, etc. in the world, but they’re always ruined by the damn blurring/black bars.

    This was goofy and ridiculous, but fun to watch. Do it with girls who shave and in a country without that censorship and I’ll be all over it.

    Comment by TurboFool — December 22, 2007 @ 3:36 am

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    Comment by Webmaestro — January 19, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

    Yeah.. really nice asian girls! The body is sexy and perfect. If you have more feeds of asian girls, please keep up posting fresh. Thank you! Nice site, by the way!

    Comment by Cam Lover — February 1, 2008 @ 7:07 am

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