Don’t Fire Until You See The Bottoms Of Their Vaginas

In the battle of the sexes Aleyss K. Taylor may be women’s greatest asset. Her show, Vagina Power which is featured on Atlanta Public Access TV9, and which she hosts with her mother, is a wealth of knowledge concerning the “power of the vagina, penis, and sperm.” Or perhaps it is merely one woman’s autobiography of lust and depravity. I haven’t decided yet.

Regardless, if you are one of the many women with a cold vagina who yearns for a penis whose heat is so great that it can be felt through its owners clothes, I urge you to watch this clip. You will learn to control your, seemingly, constant urges without the aid of vibrators you sneaked into work in your purse. You will learn to never let a man find the bottom of your vagina, lest he ejaculate “all up in your brain.” And you will learn that a man should at least spend $2.99 on shrimp from Long John Silver’s for the privilege of filling your mouth and rectum with sperm. One can imagine my chagrin upon finding out that the going rate was, indeed, far lower than had been previously indicated. Ah well, live and learn.

Alexyss K. Tylor Vagina Power [YouTube] : Alexyss K. Tylor