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Vagina Dentata’s Cinema Debut

Posted by Qais Fulton

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Teeth, a film realization of the mythic vagina dentata, features Dawn, a teenager who discovers her unusual biology during a violent attack, arguably the best way to discover your genitals are in fact an insatiable gnashing maw. Now, while keen on horror films, the trailer for Teeth, even with it’s horrifying, Ectomo approved subject matter, doesn’t look like the horror sleeper hit I’ve always dreamt of. However, my love of toothy gashes, horror films, and superhero coming-of-age tales will surely lead to at least one viewing. Hit the jump to view the trailer for Teeth.



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Categories: Rape, Vagina Dentatas, Sex, Film
Posted at 4:15 pm on November 28, 2007
8 Comments -

8 COMMENTS ARE NOT ENOUGH

    You have to love the fact that the main character’s last name is O’Keefe. You know, just in case you weren’t entirely sure that the plot of the movie pertains to a vagina.

    Comment by Ross Rosenberg — November 28, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

    But does it mince???

    Comment by misha — November 28, 2007 @ 6:14 pm

    Must…see…this…film…

    Comment by El Tiburon — November 28, 2007 @ 7:43 pm

    as a lady i believe i am entitled to giggle at this highly necessary film

    Comment by annie — November 28, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

    I knew someone who, under the influence of alcohol, confessed his greatest fear to find himself in bed with a dentata-equiped woman. Carelessly, I asked if he’d ever had oral sex. ‘Lots of very real teeth there for you to worry about’. He cried. Fuck he cried. And next day denied ever having had that conversation.
    Hanged to that info knowing someday it would be very useful, should I need a ‘favor’ from that guy. Sadly, he moved away and lost track of him.

    Comment by optical — November 29, 2007 @ 1:51 am

    “Ectomo-approved!” Hahahaha!!

    Comment by Mogo the Mugger — November 29, 2007 @ 3:46 am

    bring the family!

    Comment by ithdet — November 29, 2007 @ 8:59 am

    […] Teeth is being released in the UK on June 20th and in preparation it is being advertised with the use of, among other things, a website explaining the condition known as vagina dentata, complete with a short educational film about the malady that affects one in twelve million women worldwide. […]

    Pingback by ECTOPLASMOSIS! » Vagina Dentata And You — May 12, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

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