Octopussy
Posted by Ross Rosenberg
For any of our female Ectomites looking to recreate The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife but who do not have access to a live octopus, or do not have the desire to have a slick, razor sharp beak on their sensitive and delicate girl parts, the Screaming Octopus Clitoral Vibrator is the perfect holiday gift. Comes complete with “Tingle Tentacles” which no self respecting manufacturer of cephalopod sexual massagers would fail to include.
Screaming O Screaming Octopus Clitoral Vibrator [LoveHoney]
Categories: Cephalopods, Masturbation, Fetish, Sex
Posted at 1:07 pm on November 27, 2007
8 Comments -
Merry Christmas…
Comment by El Tiburon — November 27, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
It’s like a real-life Floppy the Octocock!
Pray that Baby Cocks fer Eyes ‘n Legs isn’t next…
Comment by Giania — November 27, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
Dear Strange Octopus Fellows,
This is one of the best write-up that one of our products has ever had anywhere. We salute!
Mail me your address and we’ll send you one to have a play with. :-)
Richard
LoveHoney
Comment by Richard — November 27, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
Wow, that is brilliant, and for the money the review seemed to imply that it will still be fun after the cephalopod novelty wears off. I may actually give a couple of these for Christmas.
Comment by Hlaode — November 27, 2007 @ 11:22 pm
In “Octopus: Physiology and Behaviour of an Advanced Invertebrate”, Wells says that the bites of octopuses “rarely break the skin” and the their beaks “are comparatively blunt.”
Hope this helps!
Comment by Mark Dominus — November 28, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
That’s all well and good Mark but did Wells test the octopus’s beak on a vagina? That’s the question. If not then perhaps we can find someone willing to let an octopus gnaw on their vulva and see just what he means by “rarely” and “comparatively”.
Comment by Ross Rosenberg — November 28, 2007 @ 4:09 pm
CAN I HAZ FREE OCTPSZY TOO OK THX
Comment by optical — November 29, 2007 @ 1:52 am
Obviously the only hard part about this is decided whether to get purple, pink or blue.
Comment by Sean Grimm — December 5, 2007 @ 12:21 pm